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Threnody -- Dorothy Parker

Guest poem submitted by Lakshmi Jagad:
(Poem #1768) Threnody
 Lilacs blossom just as sweet
 Now my heart is shattered.
 If I bowled it down the street,
 Who's to say it mattered?
 If there's one that rode away
 What would I be missing?
 Lips that taste of tears, they say,
 Are the best for kissing.

 Eyes that watch the morning star
 Seem a little brighter;
 Arms held out to darkness are
 Usually whiter.
 Shall I bar the strolling guest,
 Bind my brow with willow,
 When, they say, the empty breast
 Is the softer pillow?

 That a heart falls tinkling down,
 Never think it ceases.
 Every likely lad in town
 Gathers up the pieces.
 If there's one gone whistling by
 Would I let it grieve me?
 Let him wonder if I lie;
 Let him half believe me.
-- Dorothy Parker
I was introduced to Dorothy Parker and her wonderfully sassy works courtesy
the Minstrels. I always thought that her works were reminiscent of mischief,
cocky charm and a whole lot of free-spirited impishness. So you can imagine
how surprised I was when someone sent me this poem. It is so
uncharacteristic of her style or maybe that's my relative inexperience
speaking.  But there is such a heart-broken feel to this one... One of my
favourite lines is 'Lips that taste of tears, they say, are the best for
kissing'.

Picturesque, pensive and very imaginative, for lack of better adjectives,
this poem is a favourite, even though, it appears somewhat alien to Parker.

Lakshmi.

Untitled -- Dorothy Parker

Guest poem sent in by "Sandeep Bhadra"
(Poem #1744) Untitled
 I wish I could drink like a lady
 I can take one or two at the most
 Three and I'm under the table
 Four and I'm under the host
-- Dorothy Parker
If we were going to have a theme about drinks in general, this one certainly
deserves mention. This poem is typical of Dorothy Parker's aesthetic --
crisp lines, to be meant for the dead-pan delivery of the truly blasé with
very little room for emotion or the pretence thereof. She makes no apology
for the love of her drink or for the consequences of binging on it. She
merely states the outcomes with the cold preciseness of a scientist, or, at
the very least, of an urban realist.

Decadent, self-aware and witty, Dorothy Parker's elite Manhattan social
circle included playwright George Kaufman and New Yorker founder Harold
Ross. They held many of their meetings at the Algonquin Hotel in New York,
which now offers a $10,000 martini, presumably in her honor. The Algonquin
also has this ode on all their napkins, in fond memory of their
distinguished patron.

Sandeep

[Martin adds]

Wikiquotes at least lists this as "attributed" to Dorothy Parker - does
anyone know for sure? It definitely sounds like authentic Parker to me.

martin

From A Letter From Lesbia -- Dorothy Parker

Not all poets admire (or aspire to to be like) Catullus; for a different
point of view, here's a lovely poem suggested by :
(Poem #1467) From A Letter From Lesbia
 ... So, praise the gods, Catullus is away!
 And let me tend you this advice, my dear:
 Take any lover that you will, or may,
 Except a poet. All of them are queer.

 It's just the same -- a quarrel or a kiss
 Is but a tune to play upon his pipe.
 He's always hymning that or wailing this;
 Myself, I much prefer the business type.

 That thing he wrote, the time the sparrow died --
 (Oh, most unpleasant -- gloomy, tedious words!)
 I called it sweet, and made believe I cried;
 The stupid fool! I've always hated birds ...
-- Dorothy Parker
Catullus may have brought about a revolution in Latin verse by
"[rejecting] the epic and its public themes ... [and using] colloquial
language to write about personal experience" [1]. But it's clear that to
some people, at least, he took the process altogether too far. Dorothy
Parker skewers the typical self-absorption of the poet quite brilliantly
-- though in a nice irony, what is her own poem but a declaration of
personal preferences?

thomas.

[1] www.poets.org, quoted at greater length in the commentary to
Catullus' fifth Song, Minstrels Poem #1463.

[Links]

One imagines that Dorothy Parker would have enjoyed reading Wendy Cope's
"Being Boring" (Poem #1444), and indeed, there's something delightfully
Cope-ish about today's poem.

Other Parkers:
Poem #150, Resume
Poem #192, Comment
Poem #486, Epitaph for a Darling Lady
Poem #560, Chant for Dark Hours
Poem #638, Song of Perfect Propriety
Poem #697, A Well Worn Story
Poem #878, Frustration
Poem #1090, Unfortunate Coincidence
Poem #1460, Love Song

Other Copes:
Poem #587, Strugnell's Rubaiyat
Poem #693, Strugnell's Haiku
Poem #859, Waste Land Limericks
Poem #1059, An Unusual Cat-Poem
Poem #1323, Strugnell's Sonnets (VI)

The sparrow referred to by Parker/Lesbia is this one:
http://www.bartleby.com/245/85.html

The Daily Telegraph ran a Catullus translation competition based on the
sparrow poem; here are the winners:
[broken link] http://www.friends-classics.demon.co.uk/poetry.htm

More dead sparrow poems:
http://www.lyrics.net.ua/song/34358
http://eir.library.utoronto.ca/rpo/display/poem1943.html

Love Song -- Dorothy Parker

Guest poem submitted by Suresh Ramasubramanian, <suresh at hserus dot
net>:

Not had a good Dorothy Parker in a while. So here's one.
(Poem #1460) Love Song
 My own dear love, he is strong and bold
 And he cares not what comes after.
 His words ring sweet as a chime of gold,
 And his eyes are lit with laughter.
 He is jubilant as a flag unfurled--
 Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him.
 My own true love, he is all my world,--
 And I wish I'd never met him.

 My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet,
 And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
 The ways are fair to his roaming feet,
 And the skies are sunlit for him.
 As sharply sweet to my heart he seems
 As the fragrance of acacia.
 My own dear love, he is all my dreams--
 And I wish he were in Asia.

 My love runs by like a day in June,
 And he makes no friends of sorrows.
 He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
 In the pathway of the morrows.
 He'll live his days where the sunbeams start,
 Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
 My own dear love, he is all my heart--
 And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
-- Dorothy Parker
Bitterly ironic, incisively humorous - it all sounds cliched (and
probably IS cliched).  This is a devastating parody of a whole lot of
romantic poetry, from Sir Walter Scott to Byron, Keats and Shelley.

Suresh.

Dorothy Parker on the Minstrels:
Poem #150, Resume
Poem #192, Comment
Poem #486, Epitaph for a Darling Lady
Poem #560, Chant for Dark Hours
Poem #638, Song of Perfect Propriety
Poem #697, A Well Worn Story
Poem #878, Frustration
Poem #1090, Unfortunate Coincidence

Unfortunate Coincidence -- Dorothy Parker

       
(Poem #1090) Unfortunate Coincidence
 By the time you swear you're his,
   Shivering and sighing,
 And he vows his passion is
   Infinite, undying -
 Lady, make a note of this:
   One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker
What I like about today's poem is not just the drippingly ironic cynicism,
but the wonderful brevity with which Parker conveys it. The first four lines
call to mind every cliched, overly sentimental scene from countless
'romantic' novels and movies, and the matter-of-fact tone of the conclusion
serves not just to sum up Parker's opinions of the sentiment, but the amount of
effort she feels it needs to refute it. Definitely one of her more quotable
pieces.

martin

Frustration -- Dorothy Parker

Guest poem submitted by David Wright, as part of our
ongoing theme, hate rhymes:
(Poem #878) Frustration
 If I had a shiny gun,
 I could have a world of fun
 Speeding bullets through the brains
 Of the folk who give me pains;

 Or had I some poison gas,
 I could make the moments pass
 Bumping off a number of
 People whom I do not love.

 But I have no lethal weapon-
 Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
 So they still are quick and well
 Who should be, by rights, in hell.
-- Dorothy Parker
This poem from Dorothy Parker is exactly the sort of thing we worry about
the kids reading. My open question is, what do we get from a poem like this,
what kind of pleasure does it give us? I'm not suggesting any answers. I'm
just curious to how we respond to such poems. The first time I read these
things I'm impressed with the vigor and force of the poet's wrath, and a bit
bemusedly shocked, and vicariously pleased.  The second and third readings
are somewhat more disturbing...

David.

[Minstrels Links]

Dorothy Parker:
Poem #150, Resume
Poem #192, Comment
Poem #486, Epitaph for a Darling Lady
Poem #560, Chant for Dark Hours
Poem #638, Song of Perfect Propriety
Poem #697, A Well Worn Story
Poem #878, Frustration

Hate Rhymes:
Poem #185, A Glass of Beer  -- David O'Bruadair
Poem #266, The Litany for Doneraile  -- Patrick O'Kelly
Poem #876, I Wish My Tongue were a Quiver -- Louis McKay
Poem #877, I Do Not Love Thee, Dr Fell -- Tom Brown
Poem #635, Soliloquy of the Spanish Cloister -- Robert Browning

A Well Worn Story -- Dorothy Parker

       
(Poem #697) A Well Worn Story
 In April, in April,
 My one love came along,
 And I ran the slope of my high hill
 To follow a thread of song.

 His eyes were hard as porphyry
 With looking on cruel lands;
 His voice went slipping over me
 Like terrible silver hands.

 Together we trod the secret lane
 And walked the muttering town;
 I wore my heart like a wet, red stain
 On the breast of a velvet gown.

 In April, in April,
 My love went whistling by,
 And I stumbled here to my high hill
 Along the way of a lie.

 Now what should I do in this place
 But sit and count the chimes,
 And splash cold water on my face,
 And spoil a page with rhymes?
-- Dorothy Parker
Like Shakespeare, many of Parker's poems are variations on essentially the
same few themes; however (again like Shakespeare) they are themes that she
handles particularly well.

Two devices that stand out in today's piece are the colourfully exaggerated
imagery and the cynical bathos of the ending. And while the latter is rather
weak, the imagery is among the best I've seen from Parker, especially the
wonderfully synaesthetic 'his voice went slipping over me/ like terrible
silver hands'. The poem also has a pleasingly varying rhythm, almost musical
in places (particularly the third verse).

All in all, I'd say this was one of Parker's better poems - all the more
impressive a feat considering the relative weakness of the ending.

Links:

We've run several Parker poems (have I mentioned that I love her
work?):

Poem #150 Resume [including a biography]
Poem #192 Comment
Poem #486 Epitaph for a Darling Lady [another poem with superlative imagery]
Poem #560 Chant for Dark Hours
Poem #638 Song of Perfect Propriety

-martin

Song of Perfect Propriety -- Dorothy Parker

Guest poem submitted by Zenobia Driver:
(Poem #638) Song of Perfect Propriety
 Oh, I should like to ride the seas,
   A roaring buccaneer;
 A cutlass banging at my knees,
   A dirk behind my ear.
 And when my captives' chains would clank
   I'd howl with glee and drink,
 And then fling out the quivering plank
   And watch the beggars sink.

 I'd like to straddle gory decks,
   And dig in laden sands,
 And know the feel of throbbing necks
   Between my knotted hands.
 Oh, I should like to strut and curse
   Among my blackguard crew....
 But I am writing little verse,
   As little ladies do.

 Oh, I should like to dance and laugh
   And pose and preen and sway,
 And rip the hearts of men in half,
   And toss the bits away.
 I'd like to view the reeling years
   Through unastonished eyes,
 And dip my finger-tips in tears,
   And give my smiles for sighs.

 I'd stroll beyond the ancient bounds,
   And tap at fastened gates,
 And hear the prettiest of sound-
   The clink of shattered fates.
 My slaves I'd like to bind with thongs
   That cut and burn and chill....
 But I am writing little songs,
   As little ladies will.
-- Dorothy Parker
Ever since I was a kid, I've been hearing those awful words, "Ladies don't
do such things". I hate that sentence. I hate walking daintily, speaking
softly and giggling with a gentle tinkling noise. Which is why I find Parker
brilliant. She professes utterly nasty, unladylike emotions - ooooooooooooo
I love it - and then ends with two soft little ladylike lines. The contrast
is hilarious.

Zen.

Chant for Dark Hours -- Dorothy Parker

       
(Poem #560) Chant for Dark Hours
 Some men, some men
 Cannot pass a
 Book shop.
 (Lady, make your mind up, and wait your life away.)

 Some men, some men
 Cannot pass a
 Crap game.
 (He said he'd come at moonrise, and here's another day!)

 Some men, some men
 Cannot pass a
 Bar-room.
 (Wait about, and hang about, and that's the way it goes.)

 Some men, some men
 Cannot pass a
 Woman.
 (Heaven never send me another one of those!)

 Some men, some men
 Cannot pass a
 Golf course.
 (Read a book, and sew a seam, and slumber if you can.)

 Some men, some men
 Cannot pass a
 Haberdasher's.
 (All your life you wait around for some damn man!)
-- Dorothy Parker
While Parker can always be counted on to combine delightfully witty content
with a just-so metre, it is is usually the message of the poem that stands
out. Today's poem, the very aptly named 'Chant For Dark Hours', is an
exception - indeed, given how cutting she's capable of being, the words seem
deliberately toned down to balance the hypnotic rhythm.

The metre is very well constructed - the first three lines of each verse
deliberately dragged out with a preponderance of accented syllables, to
give a dull, heavy, effect, and then the fourth line shifting to a more
tripping rhythm, speeding the reader to the verse's conclusion. Note, too,
the way the poem ends with three consecutive stresses - as nice a way of
driving home the point as any I've seen.

Theme:

This week's theme is 'the pleasures of strong rhythm' - see
poem #558 for a fuller explanation.

Links:

We've run several Dorothy Parker poems - see the index

- [broken link] http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/index_poet.html

A biography is at poem #150

PostScript:

As much as the metre, it was the opening lines that first attracted me to
this poem (for tolerably obvious reasons :))

-martin

Epitaph for a Darling Lady -- Dorothy Parker

       
(Poem #486) Epitaph for a Darling Lady
 All her hours were yellow sands,
 Blown in foolish whorls and tassels;
 Slipping warmly through her hands;
 Patted into little castles.

 Shiny day on shiny day
 Tumbled in a rainbow clutter,
 As she flipped them all away,
 Sent them spinning down the gutter.

 Leave for her a red young rose,
 Go your way, and save your pity;
 She is happy, for she knows
 That her dust is very pretty.
-- Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker at her vicious best - I don't know whether to laugh, wince or
simply admire the effortless skill with which she plucks just the right
word or phrase out of thin air, time and again. The second verse, in
particular, is a lovely blend of imagery and versification, both stamped
with Parker's unique touch.

It is perhaps that distinctive style that I most like Parker for - indeed,
of all the 'humorous' poets I am familiar with, she is perhaps the one most
greatly disserviced by the label. I've said a bit about Parker's style in
the past (see the links), but neglected to mention the sheer depth of her
insight into humanity (even more evident in her short stories,
incidentally), or her deft use of sarcasm and absurdity. Well, consider them
mentioned <g>.

Links:

We've run two of Parker's poems in the past: poem #150, poem #192.

-martin

Comment -- Dorothy Parker

       
(Poem #192) Comment
  Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
  A medley of extemporanea;
  And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
  And I am Marie of Roumania.
-- Dorothy Parker
Short, sweet and to the point. The four line poem is one that particularly
lends itself to humorous effect - it allows a little more buildup than a
couplet, while preserving the added impact that comes from having the
punchline coincide with the first rhyme[1].

Examples abound, including several by Nash, Belloc, Bierce, Bentley etc,some
of which have been run on Minstrels. And, of course, some lovely ones by
Parker herself, of which the one above is probably my favourite - partly for
the fine tone of irony, and partly for the ingenuity of the rhyme[2]. And
partly, too, for Parker's particular talent of combining a light, pattering
surface, with the bitter undercurrent that runs through nearly all her work.

[1] technically the second rhyme here, but the point is that the quatrain,
especially the short-lined one, is often just an extension of a couplet,
with the  1/3 rhyme either assuming a secondary position, or omitted
altogether, so that it isn't associated with any sense of closure.

[2] another very common element of humorous verse

m.

Notes: See poem #150

Resume -- Dorothy Parker

       
(Poem #150) Resume
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker
Another poem that needs very little by way of commentary (which part
*don't* you understand? <g>). 'Resume' is certainly Parker's best-known
poem, though not necessarily her best, and in a way it captures her
style perfectly - at once humorous and despairing; flippant on the
surface, yet concealing an undercurrent of pain[1], and above all
perfectly polished. Parker's poetry has been criticised for its
brittleness; it admittedly comes nowhere near the sheer brilliance of
her short stories, or the rapier wit of her reviews, but it's still
entertaining, often incisive and at times even moving.

m.

[1] Not immediately obvious when reading the poem in isolation, but
suggested when taken in the context of her life and work.

Assessment:

There's a nice essay at [broken link] http://www.dorothyparker.com/blah/

Biography:

Parker, Dorothy

b. Aug. 22, 1893, West End, N.J., U.S.
d. June 7, 1967, New York, N.Y.

nee ROTHSCHILD, American short-story writer and poet, known for her
witty remarks.

Parker grew up in affluence in New York City, attending Miss Dana's
School in Morristown, N.J., and a Roman Catholic convent school in New
York City. She then became drama critic for the magazine Vanity Fair.
She and two other writers for the magazine--Robert Benchley, the
humorist, and Robert Sherwood, then a drama critic and later a
playwright--formed the nucleus of the Algonquin Round Table, an informal
luncheon club held at New York's Algonquin Hotel. She married Edwin Pond
Parker II in 1917 (divorced 1928).

Discharged from Vanity Fair in 1920 for the acerbity of her drama
reviews, she became a freelance writer. She initiated a personal kind of
book reviewing in The New Yorker magazine as "Constant Reader." Some of
these reviews, which started in 1927 and appeared intermittently until
1933, were collected in A Month of Saturdays (1971). Her first volume of
verse, Enough Rope, was a best-seller when it appeared in 1926. Two
other books of verse, Sunset Gun (1928) and Death and Taxes (1931), were
collected with it in Collected Poems: Not So Deep as a Well (1936).

In 1929 she won the O. Henry Award for the best short story of the year
with "Big Blonde," a compassionate account of an aging party girl.
Laments for the Living (1930) and After Such Pleasures (1933) were
collections of her short stories, combined and augmented in 1939 as Here
Lies. Characteristic of both the stories and verses is a view of the
human situation as simultaneously tragic and funny.

In 1933, newly married, she and her second husband, Alan Campbell, went
to Hollywood to collaborate as film writers, receiving screen credits
for more than 15 films, including A Star Is Born (1937), nominated for
an Academy Award. She became active in left-wing politics, disdained her
former role as a smart woman about town, reported from the Spanish Civil
War, and discovered that her beliefs counted against her employment by
the studios in the fervour of anticommunism that seized Hollywood after
World War II. She wrote book reviews for Esquire magazine and
collaborated on two plays: The Coast of Illyria (first performance
1949), about the English essayist Charles Lamb, performed briefly in
Dallas, Texas, and London; and The Ladies of the Corridor (1953), about
lonely widows in side-street New York hotels, which had a short run on
Broadway. An earlier play, Close Harmony, written with Elmer Rice, also
had a short New York run in 1924.

Parker's witty remarks are legendary. When told of the death of the
taciturn U.S. president Calvin Coolidge, she is said to have asked, "How
can they tell?" Of Katharine Hepburn's performance in a 1934 play,
Parker said she "ran the gamut of emotions from A to B." She also is
responsible for the couplet "Men seldom make passes / at girls who wear
glasses."

        -- EB