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Lines Written on a Seat on the Grand Canal, Dublin -- Patrick Kavanagh

Guest poem submitted by Frank O'Shea:
(Poem #1878) Lines Written on a Seat on the Grand Canal, Dublin
        'Erected to the Memory of Mrs. Dermot O'Brien'

 O commemorate me where there is water,
 Canal water preferably, so stilly
 Greeny at the heart of summer, Brother
 Commemorate me thus beautifully.
 Where by a lock Niagariously roars
 The falls for those who sit in the tremendous silence
 Of mid-July. No one will speak in prose
 Who finds his way to these Parnassian islands
 A swan goes by head low with many apologies.
 Fantastic light looks through the eyes of bridges
 And look! a barge comes bringing from Athy
 And other far-flung towns mythologies.
 O commemorate me with no hero-courageous
 Tomb -- just a canal-bank seat for the passer-by.
-- Patrick Kavanagh
Any poem about, or set at, a canal, has to remind me of Patrick Kavanagh.

What are known as his "canal-bank poems" come from a time when he was
recuperating after an operation in which he had a lung removed. They are
gentle and ruminative, in places self-deprecatory. This is my favourite -
how about that swan? Kavanagh showed that the mundane and the ordinary can
form the basis for fine poetry. In a note to Poem #971 ("Raglan Road"), I
pointed out that as requested here, he is commemorated by a seat on the
Grand Canal. There is now also a bronze of him on another seat - but you
cannot sit beside the poet for a photograph because he has placed his hat
strategically where someone might sit. He was a prickly character at the
best of times, so it is appropriate that he should be figuratively keeping
people at arm's length.

Kavanagh was in the news some time ago when Russell Crowe tried to recite
the following early Kavanagh poem at a BAFTA Awards ceremony and had to be
physically removed from the stage. It is said that this ruckus was what
caused him to be overlooked for the Oscar he should have received for A
Beautiful Mind.

 "Sanctity"

 To be a poet and not know the trade
 To be a lover and repel all women
 Twin ironies by which great saints are made
 The agonising pincer-jaws of heaven.

        -- Patrick Kavanagh

Frank O'Shea.

The Dynasts -- Thomas Hardy

Guest poem submitted by Frank O'Shea, an excerpt
from:
(Poem #1749) The Dynasts
 Yea, the coneys are scared by the thud of hoofs,
 And their white scuts flash at their vanishing heels,
 And swallows abandon the hamlet-roofs.

 The mole's tunnelled chambers are crushed by wheels,
 The lark's eggs scattered, their owners fled;
 And the hedgehog's household the sapper unseals.

 The snail draws in at the terrible tread,
 But in vain; he is crushed by the felloe-rim
 The worm asks what can be overhead,

 And wriggles deep from a scene so grim,
 And guesses him safe; for he does not know
 What a foul red flood will be soaking him!

 Beaten about by the heel and toe
 Are butterflies, sick of the day's long rheum,
 To die of a worse than the weather-foe.

 Trodden and bruised to a miry tomb
 Are ears that have greened but will never be gold,
 And flowers in the bud that will never bloom.
-- Thomas Hardy
Friday's poem ["The Grass", by Carl Sandburg, Poem #1748 -- ed.] reminded me
of some lines from Thomas Hardy's long verse drama "The Dynasts." As with
Sandburg, he is concerned with the effects of the forthcoming Battle of
Waterloo on the flora and fauna.

It would be nice if I could boast how clever I am to be reading such ancient
and esoteric verse. The truth is that it is one of the Hardy poems used by
Alan Bennett in his wonderful CD "Poetry in Motion" (www.bbcshop.com). The
full text of the Hardy document can be found at
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext03/dynst10.txt

You have sufficient Hardy poems on your site not to need biography. But
least I looked up the meaning of some of the unusual words:
    coney (or cony): a rabbit
    scut: tail
    felloe: the outer part of a wheel to which spokes are attached.

FOS.

Past Carin’ -- Henry Lawson

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea
(Poem #1568) Past Carin’
 Now up and down the siding brown
     The great black crows are flyin’,
 And down below the spur, I know,
     Another ‘milker’s’ dyin’;
 The crops have withered from the ground,
     The tank’s clay bed is glarin’,
 But from my heart no tear nor sound,
     For I have gone past carin’—
             Past worryin’ or carin’,
             Past feelin’ aught or carin’;
             But from my heart no tear nor sound,
             For I have gone past carin’.
 Through Death and Trouble, turn about,
     Through hopeless desolation,
 Through flood and fever, fire and drought,
     And slavery and starvation;
 Through childbirth, sickness, hurt, and blight,
     And nervousness an’ scarin’,
 Through bein’ left alone at night,
     I’ve got to be past carin’.
             Past botherin’ or carin’,
             Past feelin’ and past carin’;
             Through city cheats and neighbours’ spite,
             I’ve come to be past carin’.
 Our first child took, in days like these,
     A cruel week in dyin’,
 All day upon her father’s knees,
     Or on my poor breast lyin’;
 The tears we shed—the prayers we said
     Were awful, wild—despairin’!
 I’ve pulled three through, and buried two
     Since then—and I’m past carin’.
             I’ve grown to be past carin’,
             Past worryin’ and wearin’;
             I’ve pulled three through and buried two
             Since then, and I’m past carin’.

 ’Twas ten years first, then came the worst,
     All for a dusty clearin’,
 I thought, I thought my heart would burst
     When first my man went shearin’;
 He’s drovin’ in the great North-west,
     I don’t know how he’s farin’;
 For I, the one that loved him best,
     Have grown to be past carin’.
             I’ve grown to be past carin’
             Past lookin’ for or carin’;
             The girl that waited long ago,
             Has lived to be past carin’.

 My eyes are dry, I cannot cry,
     I’ve got no heart for breakin’,
 But where it was in days gone by,
     A dull and empty achin’.
 My last boy ran away from me,
     I know my temper’s wearin’,
 But now I only wish to be
     Beyond all signs of carin’.
             Past wearyin’ or carin’,
             Past feelin’ and despairin’;
             And now I only wish to be
             Beyond all signs of carin’.
-- Henry Lawson
To join A D Hope today and Eric Bogle's lovely "Now I'm Easy" a few weeks
ago, here is another Australian poem. Unlike Bogle's old man, the speaker
here is far from "easy" as she looks back on her hard life.

Henry Lawson's reputation as a short-story writer has outlasted his fame as
a poet, at least among the academics. But today's poem is like a short
story in its own right, and anyway people who have never read a short story
still read his poetry. You can get a sense of his own bleak outlook as well
as his love-hate (mostly hate) relationship with the outback in this poem.
I don't know if it is great poetry, but where else can you find such
unremitting bleakness so sympathetically portrayed? The strong, determined
woman finally beaten by her lot.

I'm surprised that you have only two of Lawson's poems in your collection.
If you want to find out what Australia was like 100 years ago, it would be
hard to beat Lawson. The fact that he was what we might today call "a
loser" has in no way changed the affection in which he was then, and still
is, held by Australians.

Frank O'Shea

Now I'm Easy -- Eric Bogle

Guest poem submitted by Frank O'Shea :
(Poem #1557) Now I'm Easy
 For nearly sixty years I've been a cockie*
 Of droughts and fires and floods I've lived through plenty
 This country's dust and mud have seen my tears and blood
 But it's nearly over now and now I'm easy

 I married a fine girl when I was twenty
 She died in giving birth when she was thirty
 No flying doctor then just a gentle old black gen*
 But it's nearly over now and now I'm easy

 She left me with two sons and a daughter
 And a bone dry farm whose soil cried out for water
 Though me care was rough and ready, they grew up fine and steady
 But it's nearly over now and now I'm easy

 Me daughter married young and went her own way
 Me sons lie buried by the Burma railway*
 So on this land I've made me home, I've carried on alone
 But it's nearly over now and now I'm easy

 Oh, city folks these days despise the cockie
 Saying with subsidies and dole we've had it easy
 But there's no drought or starving stock on the sewered suburban block
 But it's nearly over now and now I'm easy

 For nearly sixty years I've been a cockie
 Of droughts and fires and floods I've lived through plenty
 This country's dust and mud have seen my tears and blood
 But it's nearly over now and now I'm easy
 But it's nearly over now and now I'm easy
-- Eric Bogle
[Commentary]

I agree with the comments of Aseem Kaul that the words of songs can be
poetry. I dare you read today's poem without a lump in your throat. It was
written by Eric Bogle, who already features in your list for "The Band
Played Waltzing Matilda". He has written some marvellous lyrics - "The Green
Fields of France", "The Leaving of Nancy", "The Diamantina Drover", "Singing
the Spirit Home".

[Notes]

cockie: Australian term for a farmer, usually small farmer. Often used
pejoratively. Abbreviated from cockatoo, for some reason that escapes me.

gen: Aboriginal woman. A term used affectionately, I think.

Burma railway: hundreds of Australian servicemen lost their lives
constructing it as POWs during the War.

Frank.

The Bloody Orkneys -- Hamish Blair

Another poem in our series on 'The Poet Cranky', submitted by Frank O'Shea:

Since I suggested this topic, here is another one to keep things going.
(Poem #1521) The Bloody Orkneys
 This bloody town's a bloody cuss
 No bloody trains, no bloody bus,
 And no one cares for bloody us
 In bloody Orkney.

 The bloody roads are bloody bad,
 The bloody folks are bloody mad,
 They'd make the brightest bloody sad,
 In bloody Orkney.

 All bloody clouds, and bloody rains,
 No bloody kerbs, no bloody drains,
 The Council's got no bloody brains,
 In bloody Orkney.

 Everything's so bloody dear,
 A bloody bob, for bloody beer,
 And is it good? - no bloody fear,
 In bloody Orkney.

 The bloody 'flicks' are bloody old,
 The bloody seats are bloody cold,
 You can't get in for bloody gold
 In bloody Orkney.

 The bloody dances make you smile,
 The bloody band is bloody vile,
 It only cramps your bloody style,
 In bloody Orkney.

 No bloody sport, no bloody games,
 No bloody fun, the bloody dames
 Won't even give their bloody names
 In bloody Orkney.

 Best bloody place is bloody bed,
 With bloody ice on bloody head,
 You might as well be bloody dead,
 In bloody Orkney
-- Hamish Blair
I have no idea who the author is, but would love to learn.

Anyone who goes to the Orkneys or to any other Scottish islands and
complains about the beer deserves everything they get. People who visit
Scottish islands should stick to single malt and if they complain about
that, they are about ready to be put down. Before I die, I would love to
spend a week in Islay - you don't allow advertisements, I suppose, so I had
better not say any more.

Frank.

The Curse -- J M Synge

Guest poem submitted by Frank O'Shea , who suggests
running a a series under the heading 'The Poet Cranky':
(Poem #1519) The Curse
 Lord, confound that surly sister,
 Blight her brow with blotch and blister,
 Cramp her gullet, lungs and liver
 In her guts a galling give her.
 Let her live to earn her dinners
 In Mountjoy with seedy sinners.
 Lord, this judgement quickly bring
 And I'm your servant, J. M. Synge.
-- J M Synge
 Note: Mountjoy is a Dublin prison.

The poem was in answer to one of the critics of his Playboy of the Western
World. In reply, Synge attacked the critic's sister! It is likely that the
poem was never intended for publication, but Yeats got his hands on it and
sent it to Lady Gregory and she never lost anything. So it was kept for
posterity as a beautiful piece of invective, only partly tongue-in-cheek.

Isn't it a pity that we seem to have lost the art of good invective? Now,
all people do is use the well-abused F and C words from the Anglo-Saxon or
wherever.

You already have one of the very best of the cranky poet genre in James
Stephens' "translation" of Daithi O'Bruadair's poem "The Glass of Beer"
(#185). I put the inverted commas because it is a translation in the sense
that Fitzgerald's is a translation of the Rubaiyat, owing more to Stephens
than to the originator.

Frank.

The Colour of His Hair -- A E Houseman

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea

The troubles in the Anglican (Episcopalian) church in America about the
consecration of a gay bishop brings the following poem to mind.
(Poem #1412) The Colour of His Hair
 Oh who is that young sinner with the handcuffs on his wrists?
 And what has he been after, that they groan and shake their fists?
 And wherefore is he wearing such a conscience-stricken air?
 Oh they’re taking him to prison for the colour of his hair.

 'Tis a shame to human nature, such a head of hair as his;
 In the good old time 'twas hanging for the colour that it is;
 Though hanging isn't bad enough and flaying would be fair
 For the nameless and abominable colour of his hair.

 Oh a deal of pains he's taken and a pretty price he's paid
 To hide his poll or dye it of a mentionable shade;
 But they've pulled the beggar's hat off for the world to see and stare,
 And they’re taking him to justice for the colour of his hair.

 Now 'tis oakum for his fingers and the treadmill for his feet,
 And the quarry-gang on portland in the cold and in the heat,
 And between his spells of labour in the time he has to spare
 He can curse the god that made him for the colour of his hair.
-- A E Houseman
Written by Houseman in 1894-5 at the time of trial of Oscar Wilde, but
(wisely) not published until after his death. Himself a homosexual, but much
more discreet than the flamboyant Irishman and not burdened by a petulant
young lover, he was affected by the troubles visited on Wilde and sent him a
copy of A Shropshire Lad after he was released from prison. He was said to
be touched by the fact that Robbie Ross used to memorise some of his verses
and recite them to Wilde in prison.

I love the metre - is there another poem without exactly the correct number
of feet in each line? What is the metre called, by the way? [Don't think
it's anything more specific than 'iambic heptameter' (with considerable
tension towards a trochaic reading in places, and several three-syllable
feet; as Frank says, it's a delightfully irregular metre) -martin]

Frank O'Shea

[Martin adds]

Another brilliant poem about Wilde's persecution by the authorities is
Betjeman's "The Arrest of Oscar Wilde at The Cadogan Hotel", with its
savagely ironic
    Mr Woilde, we'ave come for tew take yew
    Where felons and criminals dwell.
    We must ask yew tew leave with us quoietly
    For this is The Cadogan Hotel.

Full poem here: http://www.kategreen.org.uk/Oscar.htm

Cain and Abel -- Paul Durcan

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea
(Poem #1242) Cain and Abel
 My name is Cain MacCarthy.
 I am a Senior Counsel, forty-nine years old.
 A Bencher of the King's Inns.
 No humbler fellow could you meet outside a courtroom.
 Inside a courtroom I am pedigree ape.

 When I get a witness in the witness box
 I imbibe the witness's entrails
 Only to spit them out again,
 Draping them - entrail by entrail
 On the rails of the witness box.

 I earn £700,000 a year before tax.
 I do not deny they are entitled to tax me
 But I protest at the exorbitant tax
 That overworked barristers like myself have to pay
 To subsidise blackguards like my brother.

 My brother. Yes. My brother.
 He is a priest. God help us.
 Father Abel CSSp.
 To spell it out, a Holy Ghost.
 Spent most of his life in South America.
 Would to Jesus Christ he had stayed there.
 Things were okeydoke so long as he was away on the missions
 But every time he'd land home on leave
 There'd be trouble. Nothing would do my wife
 But to invite him to break bread with us
 Every other night of the week - she could not have enough
 Of him. I was sick of the pair of them
 Nattering away about Social justice and Liberation Theology,
 Papal Encyclicals, Rerum Novarum, Quadragesimo Anno,
 And - one of his party pieces - how the beggars in Nassau Street
 Those good-for-nothing tinker teenage mothers and their pups
 Are icons of the Holy Mother and the Infant Jesus
 And, as if all that were not enough, Poetry!
 Poetry! To behold her eyes gaping at him
 As he quoted Oscar Wilde or some such alcoholic pansy
 Was enough to make me puke my roast lamb.

 It was the night he criticised my colleague Mr Wyse Power
 One of the most patriotic advocates ever to grace the bar
 That I flipped my lid. I grabbed him by the curlies
 And dragged him out the French door into the back garden.
 'Oh no! Oh no' - I could hear him moan.
 But I was in a cocoon of my own.
 My youngest kiddie's baseball bat was on the sill
 Of the utility room and that is how I did it.
 I beat him to death with a baseball bat and as I did it
 I called to mind having intercourse with my wife
 On our last holiday in Florida.
 We have a time-sharing apartment in Orlando, Florida.

 As I thumped him
 I developed an erection
 And I felt profoundly calm,
 Profoundly humble.

 My beloved brother, I never knew you
 Until this moment. I never knew
 That deeper than my lechery for my wife
 Was my detestation of you.
 Although I married my wife for the broad view of her hips
 And in terms of bed pleasure she has not let me down -
 In fact, she'd jump over the moon
 With me gripping onto her breasts
 With my teeth if I told her to
 I have never known such pleasure
 As I have known in the liquidation of my brother.
 As he gasped his last gasp for mercy
 I could feel my right nipple stiffen
 In a lilac halo.
 I switched on the tv and watched a half-hour of Gulf War.
 When the police came I told them he had attacked me.
 Naturally they believed me.
-- Paul Durcan
           (1944 - )

Another poem based on a painting, this time Cain and Abel, (c 1620, Circle
of Riminaldi).

You don't have Paul Durcan in your backlist! He is entitled to be described
as Ireland's most prolific poet over the last 20 years or so. His work is
irreverent, slanted, funny, inventively satirical. His performances - a
better word than readings, I think - are always delightful.

This poem is taken from his book Crazy About Women, a selection of poems
based on paintings in the National Gallery of Ireland in Dublin. He has
another collection Give Me Your Hand, based on paintings in the National
Gallery of London. In his introduction to the Dublin book he writes "It is
promulgated by the arbiters of culture that an artist should have only one
spouse. An artist such as myself with the two spouses of poetry and
picture-making is not looked upon favourably by the chaperones of art. Let
us be chivalrous to the chaperones but let us never compromise with their
punitive monomania." Bravo, sir.

These two books are beautifully produced; the reproductions of the paintings
is startling. By the way, do not confuse Paul Durcan with Paul Muldoon, also
an Irishman but much more in touch with the chaperones of modern poetry, ie
incomprehensible.

By the way, Durcan is related on his mother's side, to Major John MacBride,
husband of Maud Gonne. He is from a legal family, so he is entitled to have
a swing at the legal bods. And isn't it easy to compare this with one of
Browning's dramatic monologues. The last two lines recall the ending to
Porphyria's Lover.

Frank O'Shea

Stately as a Galleon -- Joyce Grenfell

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea

You are gone all serious, lately.

Here is something to lighten the mood.
(Poem #1241) Stately as a Galleon
 My neighbour, Mrs Fanshaw, is portly-plump and gay,
 She must be over sixty-seven, if she is a day.
 You might have thought her life was dull,
 It's one long whirl instead.
 I asked her all about it, and this is what she said:

 I've joined an Olde Thyme Dance Club, the trouble is that there
 Are too many ladies over, and no gentlemen to spare.
 It seems a shame, it's not the same,
 But still it has to be,
 Some ladies have to dance together,
 One of them is me.

 Stately as a galleon, I sail across the floor,
 Doing the Military Two-step, as in the days of yore.
 I dance with Mrs Tiverton; she's light on her feet, in spite
 Of turning the scale at fourteen stone, and being of medium height.
 So gay the band,
 So giddy the sight,
 Full evening dress is a must,
 But the zest goes out of a beautiful waltz
 When you dance it bust to bust.

 So, stately as two galleons, we sail across the floor,
 Doing the Valse Valeta as in the days of yore.
 The gent is Mrs Tiverton, I am her lady fair,
 She bows to me ever so nicely and I curtsey to her with care.
 So gay the band,
 So giddy the sight,
 But it's not the same in the end
 For a lady is never a gentleman, though
 She may be your bosom friend.

 So, stately as a galleon, I sail across the floor,
 Doing the dear old Lancers, as in the days of yore.
 I'm led by Mrs Tiverton, she swings me round and round
 And though she manoeuvres me wonderfully well
 I never get off the ground.
 So gay the band,
 So giddy the sight,
 I try not to get depressed.
 And it's done me a power of good to explode,
 And get this lot off my chest.
-- Joyce Grenfell
           (1910-79)

Born in London; her mother was sister of Nancy Astor. After school, she was
"finished" at a private school in Paris. She met her husband when she was
17; they were married two years later and lived in a cottage on the Astor's
Cliveden estate.

Her first job was writing reviews of radio programs for The Observer. She
got her first break in writing and performing on radio from Stephen Potter.

She wrote monologues, poems and sketches for radio and later starred in
films with people like Alastair Sims, George Cole and Frankie Howerd. Best
known for the St. Trinians films.

Also appeared in revues with people like Noel Coward, Edith Evans, Peter
Ustinov.

In the 70s she was a popular member of the panel of the BBC television
program Face the Music and contributed to Thought for the Day

It's sad that you probably couldn't do this kind of poem today without
offending someone - old people, large people, fans of Olde Tyme dancing etc.

You can find more information on Joyce Grenfell at
http://users.bestweb.net/~foosie/grenfell.htm

Frank O'Shea

Brother Mick -- Sigerson Clifford

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea
(Poem #1222) Brother Mick
 The mountain frowned upon the school,
 The school stared at the street,
 And rich men's sons came there in shoes
 While I ran in bare feet.
 The rich had meat and cakes to eat,
 And butter like the Danes, (1)
 While I had only spuds and fish,
 And fish, they say, makes brains. (2)
 But still the rich boys passed exams
 While I kept thin, and thick,
 And thanked the stars that he had come
 Among us... Brother Mick.

 We had the world's slowest clock
 That drowsed upon the wall,
 While I cursed the Roman scoundrels
 That let Caesar loose in Gaul.
 There, too, was Euclid with his cuts,
 And trigonometry.
 That Peachy, Ring and Chas could do
 But they were Greek to me.
 And there were sums on trains and tubs
 Of water running quick:
 'Twas Chinese torture till he came
 To save me... Brother Mick.

 For Brother Tom no patience had
 With duffers such as I
 Who never could be taught to solve
 The mystery of pi.
 And Brother Jim had even less
 For those who didn't prize
 The hairy men of hither Gaul
 As seen through Caesar's eyes.
 Then Brother Tom whacked like a bomb,
 While Jim could wield the stick.
 But that was all before we knew
 The smile of Brother Mick.

 Still the great Power that will not let
 The sparrow fall to earth
 Took pity on bewildered brains
 No Latin could alert.
 For Brother Jim was sent to Trim (3)
 To march with Caesar there,
 While we sprawled in our desks and heard
 The new man on the stair.
 We saw him smile as he came in,
 His footsteps short and quick;
 His name was Brother Michael
 So, of course, we called him Mick.

 And as the weeks meandered on
 We watched with puzzled eye
 And wondered if some archangel
 Had strayed down from the sky.
 He did not shout, he did not clout
 But went his gentle way
 To bring the light to souls that stood
 Full ankle-deep in clay.
 He locked the leather in the press
 And burned the hazel stick;
 ‘Twas then we all threw doubts upon
 The mind of Brother Mick.

 How short is time with one you love,
 A year is like a while.
 The things you will not do for stick
 You learn for a smile.
 We passed exams and scholarships,
 Our mothers thought us fine,
 Though greater than the loaves and fish
 The miracle of mine.
 The gods be praised I even got
 Marks in arithmetic;
 'You'll be a second Einstein yet,'
 Said surprised Brother Mick.

 The big lads reaped their excise jobs,
 We all marched to the train
 And shook their lordly hands and praised
 The old school once again.
 The engine panted up the rails,
 We flung our cheers out loud
 And watched it sprinting past the bridge,
 Its whistle long and proud.
 And as we laughed we little knew
 The card Fate chose to pick,
 How soon he'd be an exile too,
 Our splendid Brother Mick...

 The world has wheeled a lot since then,
 Quiet are the hobs of home
 And far from me these things are now
 As is the moon from Rome.
 But I can see the old school still
 Stand tall above the street,
 I smell the heather from the hill
 And hear the running feet.
 And in the door he walks again,
 His footsteps short and quick,
 And back across the years I wave
 Goodbye to Brother Mick.
-- Sigerson Clifford
(1) Denmark provided much of Ireland's butter in the early and mid-century.
(2) cf Wodehouse on Jeeves: "...he absolutely lives on fish."
(3) A town in County Meath, close to where Pearce Brosnan comes from

What's this, then? A series of poems about teachers, started by Goldsmith
and carried on in Billy Collins' The History Teacher appended at the end of
the Village Schoolmaster (Poem # 1220).

Here is another, written by Sigerson Clifford (see Poem #970). The Brother
in question was an Irish Christian Brother, one of a Catholic religious
order of teaching Brothers, now found all over the world. For more than 150
years they taught Irish boys and men a mixture of religion, nationalism,
Latin, Irish and mathematics, with more or less equal emphasis. The Irish
state proclaimed in 1922 owes a massive debt to the young men who attended
the Christies' schools and who were the founders of the Irish civil service
(called the Excise in this poem, because that was the main thing involved in
the early days). Their method of instruction was primitive by today's
standards: a great deal of rote learning and much corporal punishment.

It is now agreed that their use of strap and cane was extreme, but then so
was the use by all teachers at the time. They were also involved in
reformatory schools where they were in effect unpaid prison staff and acted
accordingly. The film The Magdalen Sisters came from a similar time and
against a similar acceptance of cheap labour by members of religious orders.
Sadly, there were other elements among the Brothers whose actions cannot be
so easily excused. For American readers, it should be pointed out that the
term Christian Brothers in the US usually refers to a different order, the
De La Salle Brothers.

Against that background, this is a lovely tribute to one Brother. The
school, by the way, was a secondary top, ie one or two years of second-level
education tagged on to a primary or elementary school and held in the same
building. How many students today would study the Gallic Wars or
Trigonometry or Euclidean "cuts" in the second year of secondary school?

Frank O'Shea

[Martin adds]

Having spent a couple of years in an Irish Christian Brother-run boarding
school (St. Joseph's College, in Nainital), I'm happy to say that we
followed the ICSE syllabus, and followed it well <g>. Corporal punishment we
had, but nothing really Dickensian - all in all it was a pretty nice school.
The Brothers we noted (as boys will) mostly for their various eccentricities
:) Thanks to Frank for the nostalgia trip.

martin

The Touch Of The Master's Hand -- Myra Brooks Welch

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea
(Poem #1199) The Touch Of The Master's Hand
'Twas battered and scarred, and the auctioneer
       Thought it scarcely worth his while
To waste much time on the old violin,
       But held it up with a smile.
"What am I bidden, good folks," he cried,
     "Who'll start the bidding for me?"
"A dollar, a dollar. Then two! Only two?
      Two dollars, and who'll make it three?"

"Three dollars, once; three dollars, twice;
      Going for three..." But no,
From the room, far back, a grey-haired man
      Came forward and picked up the bow;
Then wiping the dust from the old violin,
      And tightening the loosened strings,
He played a melody pure and sweet,
      As a caroling angel sings.

The music ceased, and the auctioneer,
      With a voice that was quiet and low,
Said: "What am I bid for the old violin?"
      And he held it up with the bow.
"A thousand dollars, and who'll make it two?
      Two thousand! And who'll make it three?
Three thousand, once; three thousand, twice,
     And going and gone," said he.

The people cheered, but some of them cried,
     "We do not quite understand.
What changed its worth?" Swift came the reply:
     "The touch of the Master's hand."
And many a man with life out of tune,
      And battered and scarred with sin,
Is auctioned cheap to the thoughtless crowd
      Much like the old violin.

A "mess of pottage," a glass of wine,
     A game -- and he travels on.
He is "going" once, and "going" twice,
    He's "going" and almost "gone."
But the Master comes, and the foolish crowd
     Never can quite understand
The worth of a soul and the change that is wrought
     By the touch of the Master's hand.
-- Myra Brooks Welch
Note: "mess of pottage" is a Biblical reference - see
  http://www.m-w.com/wftw/02apr/041702.htm for example.

Now that you are running some "spiritual" poems, here is an old favourite. I
don't know if you could get away with this kind of poem
any more these days, but come on, admit it, it does bring a little
lump to the throat. I wonder if I should be ashamed to admit that I
like it.

I have no idea who the author is, though I presume she is American.

Frank O'Shea

[Martin adds]

What I find sad is not just that this sort of poetry is falling out
of vogue, but that people really *are*, as Frank half-jokingly
suggests, ashamed to admit that they like it. Somehow, 'taste' and
'sophistication' seem to have become equated with a kind of sneering
cynicism whose popularity, I think, is attributable to the fact that
it is far easier to *assume* than true taste is. Personally, I
enjoyed today's poem (and similar ones like Adelaide Proctor's "The
Lost Chord" [Poem #520], but with the definite consciousness that
this was, somehow, a less-than-respectable opinion.

Links:

  Couldn't find out much about Welch besides the poem, but here's a
  brief biographical note:
    http://www.teacher.com/lilly2.htm

The Mother -- Padraic H Pearse

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea
(Poem #1188) The Mother
 I do not grudge them: Lord, I do not grudge
 My two strong sons that I have seen go out
 To break their strength and die, they and a few,
 In bloody protest for a glorious thing,
 They shall be spoken of among their people,
 The generations shall remember them,
 And call them blessed;
 But I will speak their names to my own heart
 In the long nights;
 The little names that were familiar once
 Round my dead hearth.
 Lord, thou art hard on mothers:
 We suffer in their coming and their going;
 And tho' I grudge them not, I weary, weary
 Of the long sorrow--And yet I have my joy:
 My sons were faithful, and they fought.
-- Padraic H Pearse
           (1879-1916)

In any war, people are killed; soldiers are killed. Right now, there are
American and British and Australian mothers who wonder if they will see
their sons again. This poem is from a different war and a different time,
but the sentiments outlive time and place.

The poem was written the night before Pearse's execution by firing squad;
his brother was executed some days later.

It is customary now to decry the kind of patriotism which Pearse
represented. His sincere love for his country has been corrupted by the
savagery of the IRA, just as his idea of the necessity of blood sacrifice
(cf Yeats "There's nothing but our own red blood / Can make a right Rose
Tree.") has been corrupted by suicide bombers. Yet he was a young man of
great piety, a poet of some substance and an educator before that word was
properly understood. His oration over the grave of the old Fenian O'Donovan
Rossa bears comparison with any example of oratory anywhere. His sense of
fierce love of Ireland he inherited from his Irish mother; his sensitivity
to any form of injustice came from his English artisan father; if it is
possible to imagine the best of both nations, it might be P H Pearse.

Any search engine will list dozens of sites devoted to Pearse and his
writings.

Frank O'Shea

Links:

  Biography: http://wwwvms.utexas.edu/~jdana/pearsehist.html
  And a picture: [broken link] http://indigo.ie/~1916/pic_pearse.html

  Another poem written on the eve of the poet's execution is Poem #144,
  which makes an interesting companion to today's

The Ballad Of William Bloat -- Raymond Calvert

Interesting theme proposed by Frank O'Shea - in Frank's
words:

How about a series on poems featured in movies.

You already have "Code Poem for the French Resistance" [Poem #197]from the
film "Carve Her Name With Pride". And "O Captain, My Captain!"[Poem #157]
from "Dead Poets Society". And I seem to recall a film in which
"Invictus"[Poem #221] was central - a teacher trying to get a student to
tease out the meaning; what was the film?

Here is another one, the first verse of which is read aloud from the old book
of verse in the cave in one of the meetings of the Dead Poets Society. Whenever
I recite it, I have to warn listeners not to make up their politically correct
and sensitive minds until I have finished.
(Poem #1165) The Ballad Of William Bloat
 In a mean abode on the Shankill Road
 Lived a man named William Bloat;
 And he had a wife, the curse of his life,
 Who always got his goat.
 'Til one day at dawn, with her nightdress on
 He slit her pretty throat.

 With a razor gash he settled her hash
 Oh never was crime so quick
 But the steady drip on the pillowslip
 Of her lifeblood made him sick.
 And the pool of gore on the bedroom floor
 Grew clotted and cold and thick.

 Now he was right glad he had done as he had
 As his wife lay there so still
 But a sudden awe of the mighty law
 Filled his heart with an icy chill.
 So to finish the fun so well begun
 He resolved himself to kill.

 He took the sheet from his wife's cold feet
 And twisted it into a rope
 And he hanged himself from the pantry shelf,
 'Twas an easy end, let's hope.
 In the face of death with his latest breath
 He said "to hell with the Pope."

 Now the strangest turn in this whole concern
 Is only just beginning.
 He went to Hell, but his wife got well
 And is still alive and sinning.
 For the razor blade was Dublin made
 But the sheet was Belfast linen.
-- Raymond Calvert
The poem is variously attributed to that prolific creator of such verses,
Anon.  But I have also seen the name Raymond Calvert as author. I would be
happy to know something about him. [I found several attributions to Calvert,
so I've gone ahead and followed suit - martin]

The Shankill Road is the centre of militant Protestantism (more accurately,
anti-papistry) in Belfast and is rarely out of the news when it comes to
"loyalist" paramilitary activity.

I have also seen the last two lines written as

   For the razor blade was German made
   But the sheet was English linen.

Presumably a leftover from one of the World Wars and possibly when it first
appeared.

Frank O'Shea

[Martin adds]
Curiously enough, apart from "Funeral Blues"[Poem #256], I can't think of
any memorable poetry featured in a movie (Jackson's first "Lord of the
Rings" movie disappointed me in that respect - I expected at least one poem
as a voiceover.) Maybe I just don't watch enough of the right sort of movie.
I'm looking forward to seeing what people come up with.

(Afterthought: no, I lied - there was the very memorable, and heartily
recommended, "Il Postino")

War Song of the Saracens -- James Elroy Flecker

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea
(Poem #1145) War Song of the Saracens
 We are they who come faster than fate: we are they who ride early or late:
 We storm at your ivory gate: Pale Kings of the Sunset, beware!
 Not on silk nor in samet we lie, not in curtained solemnity die
 Among women who chatter and cry, and children who mumble a prayer.
 But we sleep by the ropes of the camp, and we rise with a shout, and we tramp
 With the sun or the moon for a lamp, and the spray of the wind in our hair.

 From the lands, where the elephants are, to the forts of Merou and Balghar,
 Our steel we have brought and our star to shine on the ruins of Rum.
 We have marched from the Indus to Spain, and by God we will go there again;
 We have stood on the shore of the plain where the Waters of Destiny boom.
 A mart of destruction we made at Jalula where men were afraid,
 For death was a difficult trade, and the sword was a broker of doom;

 And the Spear was a Desert Physician who cured not a few of ambition,
 And drave not a few to perdition with medicine bitter and strong:
 And the shield was a grief to the fool and as bright as a desolate pool,
 And as straight as the rock of Stamboul when their cavalry thundered along:
 For the coward was drowned with the brave when our battle sheered up like a
 wave,
 And the dead to the desert we gave, and the glory to God in our song.
-- James Elroy Flecker
The recent Andrew Motion poem [Poem #1143] is a good reminder of the reasons
people go to war, all the more relevant in view of the gadarene buildup
going on as I write.

As a follow-up, I suggest the following Flecker warning - surprisingly, it
has not been run before. It's from a different age, but the pale kings of
the sunset who lie in silk and samet might do well to remember that as
Michael Collins put it long ago "The victory is not to those who can inflict
the most but to those who can endure the most" (or something like that).

Think of the billions invested in the Star Wars program and then read the
chilling "The shield was a grief to the fool and as bright as a desolate
pool." Scary.

Frank

[Martin adds]

As is often the case with Flecker, I find myself getting swept along by the
sheer magnificent sound and rhythm of the words, and the almost overly-vivid
imagery. This may have elements of warning in it, but in tone and feel it is
very much a war poem. You can almost hear the drums in the background, and
the pounding of horses' hooves. Not a 'pretty' poem, but one with a
visceral, shiver-inducing intensity that grips the reader whether or not he
agrees with the sentiment.

Indoor Games near Newbury -- John Betjeman

Guest poem sent in by Frank O'Shea
(Poem #1098) Indoor Games near Newbury
 In among the silver birches,
 Winding ways of tarmac wander
 And the signs to Bussock Bottom,
 Tussock Wood and Windy Break.
 Gabled lodges, tile-hung churches
 Catch the lights of our Lagonda
 As we drive to Wendy’s party,
 Lemon curd and Christmas cake

 Rich the makes of motor whirring
 Past the pine plantation purring
 Come up Hupmobile Delage.
 Short the way our chauffeurs travel
 Crunching over private gravel,
 Each from out his warm garage.

 O but Wendy, when the carpet
 Yielded to my indoor pumps.
 There you stood, your gold hair streaming,
 Handsome in the hall light gleaming
 There you looked and there you led me
 Off into the game of Clumps.

 Then the new Victrola playing;
 And your funny uncle saying
 "Choose your partners for a foxtrot.
 Dance until it's tea o'clock
 Come on young 'uns, foot it feetly."
 Was it chance that paired us neatly?
 I who loved you so completely.
 You who pressed me closely to you,
 Hard against your party frock.

 "Meet me when you've finished eating."
 So we met and no one found us.
 O that dark and furry cupboard,
 While the rest played hide-and-seek.
 Holding hands our two hearts beating.
 In the bedroom silence round us
 Holding hands and hardly hearing
 Sudden footstep, thud and shriek

 Love that lay too deep for kissing.
 "Where is Wendy? Wendy's missing."
 Love so pure it had to end.
 Love so strong that I was frightened
 When you gripped my fingers tight.
 And hugging, whispered "I'm your friend."

 Goodbye Wendy. Send the fairies,
 Pinewood elf and larch tree gnome.
 Spingle-spangled stars are peeping
 At the lush Lagonda creeping
 Down the winding ways of tarmac
 To the leaded lights of home.

 There among the silver birches,
 All the bells of all the churches
 Sounded in the bath-waste running
 Out into the frosty air.
 Wendy speeded my undressing.
 Wendy is the sheet's caressing
 Wendy bending gives a blessing.
 Holds me as I drift to dreamland
 Safe inside my slumber wear
-- John Betjeman
Your comment about childhood innocence and the difficulty of putting words
on child thoughts [Poem #1097] brought this beautiful poem to mind.

I have a recording of Betjeman reading the poem. It is a gem. Here is this
70-year old getting inside the mind of a child in a way that is completely
innocent. Given our modern paranoia about child abuse, I wonder if anyone
other than Betjeman could get away with it.

Frank

NB: Just as I tried to send this, my email program pointed out that it
might offend! Can you believe - even the machines are paranoid.

The Diplomatic Platypus -- Patrick Barrington

Thanks to Frank O'Shea for introducing me to today's
poem
(Poem #1028) The Diplomatic Platypus
 I had a duck-billed platypus when I was up at Trinity,
 With whom I soon discovered a remarkable affinity.
 He used to live in lodgings with myself and Arthur Purvis,
 And we all went up together for the Diplomatic Service.
 I had a certain confidence, I own, in his ability,
 He mastered all the subjects with remarkable facility;
 And Purvis, though more dubious, agreed that he was clever,
 But no one else imagined he had any chance whatever.

 I failed to pass the interview, the board with wry grimaces
 Took exception to my boots and then objected to my braces,
 And Purvis too was failed by an intolerant examiner
 Who said he had his doubts as to his sock-suspender's stamina.
 Our summary rejection, though we took it with urbanity
 Was naturally wounding in some measure to our vanity;
 The bitterness of failure was considerably mollified,
 However, by the ease with which our platypus had qualified.

 The wisdom of the choice, it soon appeared, was undeniable;
 There never was a diplomat more thoroughly reliable.
 The creature never acted with undue precipitation O,
 But gave to every question his mature consideration O.
 He never made rash statements his enemies might hold him to,
 He never stated anything, for no one ever told him to,
 And soon he was appointed, so correct was his behaviour,
 Our Minister (without Portfolio) to Trans-Moravia.

 My friend was loved and honoured from the Andes to Esthonia,
 He soon achieved a pact between Peru and Patagonia,
 He never vexed the Russians nor offended the Rumanians,
 He pacified the Letts and yet appeased the Lithuanians,
 Won approval from his masters down in Downing Street so wholly, O,
 He was soon to be rewarded with the grant of a Portfolio,
 When on the Anniversary of Greek Emancipation,
 Alas! He laid an egg in the Bulgarian Legation.

 This untoward occurrence caused unheard-of repercussions,
 Giving rise to epidemics of sword-clanking in the Prussians.
 The Poles began to threaten, and the Finns began to flap at him,
 Directing all the blame for this unfortunate mishap at him;
 While the Swedes withdrew entirely from the Anglo-Saxon dailies
 The right of photographing the Aurora Borealis,
 And, all efforts at rapprochement in the meantime proving barren,
 The Japanese in self-defence annexed the Isle of Arran.

 My platypus, once thought to be more cautious and more tentative
 Than any other living diplomatic representative,
 Was now a sort of warning to all diplomatic students
 Of the risks attached to negligence, the perils of imprudence,
 Beset and persecuted by the forces of reaction, O,
 He reaped the consequences of his ill-considered action, O,
 And, branded in the Honours List as 'Platypus, Dame Vera',
 Retired, a lonely figure, to lay eggs in Bordighera.
-- Patrick Barrington
I was delighted to receive today's poem - its brand of inspired silliness is
rare, and even rarer when this well done. There's a very understated, almost
deadpan quality to Barrington's humour here that is hard to pinpoint, but
definitely recognisable. I am reminded of Shel Silverstein for some reason,
though, again, I can't exactly say why.

As for the form - as Frank said when he sent in the poem, "Its sustained
collection of triple rhymes puts the author right up there with Gilbert."
There is a difference, though - Barrington's rhymes are far less obtrusive,
their perfection blending them seamlessly into the poem rather than
highlighting them. The mix of double and triple rhymes is unexpected, but
(once I squelched the urge to sing the poem to Modern Major General)
remarkably smooth.

Links:

   Biography: Patrick Barrington, 1908-1990

   The other poem of Barrington's that seems to be popular on the net is his
   'I Had a Hippopotamus',
   http://members.aol.com/HippoPage/hipppoem.htm#barrington

   The 'triple rhyme' theme:
      Poem #1023, W. S. Gilbert, 'The Soldiers of our Queen'
      Poem #1025, Newman Levy, 'Thais'
      Poem #1026, Rudyard Kipling, 'The Prodigal Son'

Postscript:
  I have a distinct feeling I'm missing some of the references in the poem,
  particularly the 'Dame Vera' bit in the last verse. If anyone spots an
  allusion, do write in. Likewise, if anyone has more of a biography please
  add it on.

-martin

Faces in the Street -- Henry Lawson

Guest poem submitted by Frank O'Shea:
(Poem #1016) Faces in the Street
 They lie, the men who tell us for reasons of their own
 That want is here a stranger, and that misery's unknown;
 For where the nearest suburb and the city proper meet
 My window-sill is level with the faces in the street
    Drifting past, drifting past,
    To the beat of weary feet
 While I sorrow for the owners of those faces in the street.

 And cause I have to sorrow, in a land so young and fair,
 To see upon those faces stamped the marks of Want and Care;
 I look in vain for traces of the fresh and fair and sweet
 In sallow, sunken faces that are drifting through the street
    Drifting on, drifting on,
    To the scrape of restless feet;
 I can sorrow for the owners of the faces in the street.

 In hours before the dawning dims the starlight in the sky
 The wan and weary faces first begin to trickle by,
 Increasing as the moments hurry on with morning feet,
 Till like a pallid river flow the faces in the street
    Flowing in, flowing in,
    To the beat of hurried feet
 Ah! I sorrow for the owners of those faces in the street.

 The human river dwindles when 'tis past the hour of eight,
 Its waves go flowing faster in the fear of being late;
 But slowly drag the moments, whilst beneath the dust and heat
 The city grinds the owners of the faces in the street
    Grinding body, grinding soul,
    Yielding scarce enough to eat
 Oh! I sorrow for the owners of the faces in the street.

 And then the only faces till the sun is sinking down
 Are those of outside toilers and the idlers of the town,
 Save here and there a face that seems a stranger in the street,
 Tells of the city's unemployed upon his weary beat
    Drifting round, drifting round,
    To the tread of listless feet
 Ah! My heart aches for the owner of that sad face in the street.

 And when the hours on lagging feet have slowly dragged away,
 And sickly yellow gaslights rise to mock the going day,
 Then flowing past my window like a tide in its retreat,
 Again I see the pallid stream of faces in the street
    Ebbing out, ebbing out,
    To the drag of tired feet,
 While my heart is aching dumbly for the faces in the street.

 And now all blurred and smirched with vice the day's sad pages end,
 For while the short `large hours' toward the longer `small hours'  trend,
 With smiles that mock the wearer, and with words that half entreat,
 Delilah pleads for custom at the corner of the street
    Sinking down, sinking down,
    Battered wreck by tempests beat
 A dreadful, thankless trade is hers, that Woman of the Street.

 But, ah! to dreader things than these our fair young city comes,
 For in its heart are growing thick the filthy dens and slums,
 Where human forms shall rot away in sties for swine unmeet,
 And ghostly faces shall be seen unfit for any street
    Rotting out, rotting out,
    For the lack of air and meat
 In dens of vice and horror that are hidden from the street.

 I wonder would the apathy of wealthy men endure
 Were all their windows level with the faces of the Poor?
 Ah! Mammon's slaves, your knees shall knock, your hearts in terror beat,
 When God demands a reason for the sorrows of the street,
    The wrong things and the bad things
    And the sad things that we meet
 In the filthy lane and alley, and the cruel, heartless street.

 I left the dreadful corner where the steps are never still,
 And sought another window overlooking gorge and hill;
 But when the night came dreary with the driving rain and sleet,
 They haunted me  the shadows of those faces in the street,
    Flitting by, flitting by,
    Flitting by with noiseless feet,
 And with cheeks but little paler than the real ones in the street.

 Once I cried: `Oh, God Almighty! if Thy might doth still endure,
 Now show me in a vision for the wrongs of Earth a cure.'
 And, lo! with shops all shuttered I beheld a city's street,
 And in the warning distance heard the tramp of many feet,
    Coming near, coming near,
    To a drum's dull distant beat,
 And soon I saw the army that was marching down the street.

 Then, like a swollen river that has broken bank and wall,
 The human flood came pouring with the red flags over all,
 And kindled eyes all blazing bright with revolution's heat,
 And flashing swords reflecting rigid faces in the street.
    Pouring on, pouring on,
    To a drum's loud threatening beat,
 And the war-hymns and the cheering of the people in the street.

 And so it must be while the world goes rolling round its course,
 The warning pen shall write in vain, the warning voice grow hoarse,
 But not until a city feels Red Revolution's feet
 Shall its sad people miss awhile the terrors of the street
    The dreadful everlasting strife
    For scarcely clothes and meat
 In that pent track of living death  the city's cruel street.
-- Henry Lawson
Thank you for today's Robert Service poem. The metre and to a certain extent
the theme, reminded me very much of this classic by Henry Lawson.

The poem was written in 1888. Lawson had come to Sydney from the bush five
years earlier and met his mother's friends, many of them radical in their
politics  It is easy to see how a young man would look for the Red flag to
impose a form of equality. It would be exactly 100 years before the events
in Berlin finally killed off that aspiration. It would be many years before
Lawson descended into the hopeless drunk of his final years. He is still the
only Australian poet to be given a state funeral.

Frank.

[1] "The March of the Dead", Minstrels Poem #980.

[Biography]

Henry Hertzberg Lawson was born on 17 June, 1867 on the goldfields at
Grenfell, New South Wales. His father was originally a Norwegian sailor
whose name was Neils Larsen. He changed his name to Peter Lawson and became
a gold miner. His mother, Louisa (nee Albury) was a very independent lady
and she had a great influence on Henry's life. Peter and Louisa had four
other children besides Henry - Charles, Peter, Getrude and Henrietta (who
died from an illness, in 1879). Henry went to school at Eurunderee and
Mudgee but during the few years he was there, he was often picked on by the
other children. At the age of nine, he developed an ear infection and became
partially deaf. By the time he was fourteen, he was totally deaf. He had a
very difficult childhood as the family were very poor. After leaving school
early, Lawson helped his father on building projects. His first employment
came as an apprentice railway coach painter in 1887, and he was often
worried about missing work because he could not hear the alarm to go to work
because of his deafness.

His parents separated in 1883 and Lawson moved to Sydney with his mother. In
1887, Louisa bought a newspaper called the Republican and it was here that
Lawson's first writing was published. That same year, the Bulletin published
Lawson's first poem and in 1888, it published his first short story, "His
Father's Mate". On New Year's Eve, 1888, Lawson's father died. In 1890,
Lawson travelled to Albany, WA where he wrote for the Albany Observer but
returned in September, 1890 and travelled to Brisbane where he accepted a
position on the Brisbane newspaper, the Boomerang, in 1891.

Between 1888 and 1892, Lawson published many of his most famous poems like
"Andy's Gone with Cattle", "The Roaring Days" and 'The Drover's Wife". In
1892, Lawson walked from Bourke to Hungerford and back and it was during
this time that he came to be very conscious of the hardships of bush life.
Also in 1892, Lawson met up with Banjo Patterson, another famous Australian
writer, to debate their views of life in the bush.

Lawson also worked as a shearer and lived with the other workers. He
travelled to New Zealand for seven months where he also worked as a shearer.
Offered a position with the Worker, Lawson returned to Sydney. When the
Worker reverted to a weekly newspaper, he became first a provincial editor
and then a contributor. In 1894 his first collection was published and
Lawson met Bertha Bredt who became his wife in 1896. Bertha Bredt was the
step daughter of Sydney bookseller and radical, W.H. McNamara as well as the
sister-in-law of the politician Jack Lang. Lawson and Bertha had two
children, their son Jim, was born 10 February, 1898 and baby Bertha in 1899.
They travelled again to New Zealand where both Lawson and Bertha worked as
school teachers at a Maori school at Mangamaunu near Kaikoura, in the South
Island.

Lawson, always a heavy drinker, had struggled with alchoholism since 1888
but was not troubled by it during his stay in New Zealand despite the
solitude. After his return from New Zealand in 1898 however, his alchoholism
recurred. Lawson published two more prose collections but was becoming more
disenchanted with Australia and in 1900, the family travelled to England,
helped financially by Earl Beauchamp, the governor of NSW, David Scott
Mitchell and the publisher, George Robertson. They rented a house at
Harpeden, 40 km north of London. Lawson continued to write some of his best
work in England but by 1902 decided to return to Australia because of
financial problems and illness.

After his return from England on 21 May, 1902, Lawson and his wife separated
and Lawson became increasingly unstable. Bertha and the two children moved
into Bertha's mother's place when he failed to pay the maintenance to her
and Bertha issued a summons for him because she was afraid of Lawson's
behaviour. On 31 December, the magistrate ordered Henry to pay Bertha 2
pounds weekly. His mother Louisa also suffered mental problems after her
publication "Dawn", a woman's magazine with a strong suffragette bias,
finally closed in 1905. She died in the Gladesville Hospital for the Insane
on 12 August, 1920.

Between 1905 and 1910, Lawson was regularly in prison for non-payment of
maintenance and inebriation. He was also in mental and rehabilitation
sanatoriums and gradually progressed into a pathetic, dissolute, alcoholic
wandering the Sydney streets, begging for money for alchohol. He even tried
to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff but survived despite serious
injuries. His friends, J. Le Gay Brereton, E.J. Brady and George Robertson,
came to his rescue and helped him financially.

Mrs Isabel Byers, who was twenty years older than Lawson, befriended him and
constantly provided shelter and food for him from 1904. In 1916, his friends
found him a position at Leeton, providing data for the Murrumbidgee
Irrigation Area. Lawson continued to produce his works during the First
World War and was well received. On 14 July, 1921, Lawson had a stroke but
continued to write about his travels to London. Between 1920 and 1922, the
government provided a pension for Lawson. On September 2, 1922, at age 55,
Lawson finally died peacefully in his sleep while still writing and was
given a state funeral on 4 September, the first writer to be given one.
Henry Lawson remains one of Australia's most famous writers and his portrait
is on our ten dollar note.

During his life, Lawson lived and wrote in widely different environments and
had known life as a bush worker, house painter, telegraph linesman,
journalist and rouseabout. Much of what he saw and experienced went into his
short stories but his deepest feelings are revealed in his verse. Even in
his earliest life, he was haunted by the impermanence of life and his poetry
in his day was often criticised as being too melancholy. Lawson did not
shrink from reminding people that they must face and endure their lives,
although Lawson himself never lost hope.

        -- [broken link] http://homepage.powerup.com.au/~rdale/lawson.htm

(As always, http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=henry+lawson leads to
more).

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Antipodean poems:
Poem #566, Clancy of the Overflow -- A. B. "Banjo" Paterson
Poem #569, The Great Grey Plain -- Henry Lawson
Poem #573, At a Fishing Settlement -- Alistair Campbell

The Kerry Christmas Carol -- Sigerson Clifford

Christmas Day guest poem sent in by "Frank O'Shea"
(Poem #970) The Kerry Christmas Carol
 Brush the floor and clean the hearth,
 And set the fire to keep,
 For they might visit us tonight
 When all the world's asleep.

 Don't blow the tall white candle out
 But leave it burning bright,
 So that they'll know they're welcome here
 This holy Christmas night.

 Leave out the bread and meat for them,
 And sweet milk for the Child,
 And they will bless the fire, that baked
 And, too, the hands that toiled.

 For Joseph will be travel-tired,
 And Mary pale and wan,
 And they can sleep a little while
 Before they journey on.

 They will be weary of the roads,
 And rest will comfort them,
 For it must be many a lonely mile
 From here to Bethlehem.

 O long the road they have to go,
 The bad mile with the good,
 Till the journey ends on Calvary
 Beneath a cross of wood.

 Leave the door upon the latch,
 And set the fire to keep,
 And pray they'll rest with us tonight
 When all the world's asleep.
-- Sigerson Clifford
Sigerson Clifford (1913 - 1984)

Grew up in Cahirciveen on the Ring of Kerry and attended the Christian
Brothers school in that town. Worked most of his life in Dublin, the first
generation of Irish civil servants after independence.

He wrote a number of plays, some of which were produced in the Abbey
Theatre and was also prominent in the early days of Irish radio.

His verse is a mixture of the wistful and the gay, recreating a time of
childhood innocence and celebrating his native Kerry. He writes often about
the tinkers, the travelling people who in his young days were an accepted
and usually welcomed feature of rural life. Now it has become politically
correct to call them travellers and people fight to keep them out of their
neighbourhood. His book of verse Ballads of a Bogman from which today's
poem is taken, was first released in 1955 and has been in print since.

The poem is an evocation of an old Irish custom in which each household
would leave a lighted candle in their window on Christmas night. There was
a pious belief that Joseph and Mary and the Child still wandered the roads
of the world, looking for a place to rest from the persecution of Herod.
That they should show a preference for the roads of rural Ireland was
accepted as a given.

Frank O'Shea

Ballad of a Homeless Bat -- John Kendal

Guest poem submitted by Frank O'Shea, as part of
our cricket theme:
(Poem #947) Ballad of a Homeless Bat
 The man was going in to bat;
 The bowler, flushed with joy,
 Stood waiting to complete his hat; [1]
 There came a village boy

 "Put off your gloves of rubber proof,
 Unguard each careful shin.
 The curse has fallen on your roof;
 Your house has tumbled in."

 White as his boots the batsman grew;
 He cast his pads away;
 His gauntlets to the winds he threw.
 The Captain cried, "I say,

 Go in, poor homeless one, and bat,
 Stem as the nether rock;
 E'en though that house of yours be flat,
 You'd better have your knock."

 "My little home," the batsman wept,
 "So trim it was and tight;
 I always had it nicely swept;
 It had electric light.

 And is there left no tiny shred
 Of the whole bag of tricks?"
 The boy with urchin relish said
 Laconically, "Nix."

 "Let me go hence; nay, hold me not."
 Then loud the Captain cried,
 "You, you alone can stay the rot;
 Think, batsman, of the side.

 Your kindling eye, your stubborn heart
 Alone can make things good;
 You would not land us in the cart";
 The victim said, "I would."

 Then spake a man of subtler mould:
 "A year ago, no more,
 Yon bowler, haughty man and cold,
 Had you out leg-before. [2]

 Did you not seal a solemn oath
 To clump him for that crime
 O'er yon tall tree, or tent, or both?
 You did. Then now's the time."

 Up sprang the batsman with a frown,
 And like a man he spoke:
 "Let every house come crashing down,
 The pub dissolve in smoke;

 I will not guard each careful shin;
 Give me my bat, no more;
 With knuckles bared will I go in
 And larn him leg-before."

 He seized his trusty bat and went
 A broken soul was he,
 But he lammed the blighter o'er the tent,
 The bounder o'er the tree.
-- John Kendal
Cricket, good.

Here's a real beauty by John Kendal. I know little about him except that he
wrote for Punch under the name Dum-Dum and published 11 books of verse. The
book from which the following is taken has a date of 1947 and contains the
following evocative message "THIS BOOK IS PRODUCED IN COMPLETE CONFORMITY
WITH THE AUTHORISED ECONOMY STANDARDS." The book also contains the following
author's note: "I have been reproached before now, as one kindly reviewer
put it, for not 'making a frank bid as a serious poet.' Why on earth should
I? Nothing would make me one - I know that - and, thank goodness, I have had
no leanings in that direction. And I remain impenitent."

Enjoy.

Frank O'Shea.

PS. For our American cousins:

[1] hat trick: a wicket taken with each of three successive balls. Extremely
rare.
[2] leg-before: a common and often controversial (in the sense of being open
to much discussion) way of getting a batsman out.

PPS. [thomas adds:] Sheer bloodymindedness is, of course, as good a reason
to play cricket as any other.