(Poem #1285) Etiquette The Ballyshannon foundered off the the coast of Cariboo, And down in fathoms many went the captain and the crew; Down went the owners -- greedy men whom hope of gain allured: Oh dry the starting tear, for they were heavily ensured. Besides the captain and the mate, the owners and the crew, The passengers were also drowned excepting only two: Young Peter Gray, who tasted teas for Baker, Croop & Co. And Somers, who from Eastern shores, imported indigo. These passengers, by reason of their clinging to a mast Upon a desert island were eventually cast. They hunted for their meals, as Alexander Selkirk used, But they couldn't chat together -- they had not been introduced. For Peter Gray, and Somers too, though certainly in trade, Were properly particular about the friends they made; And somehow thus they settled it without a word of mouth -- That Gray should take the northern half, while Somers took the South. On Peter's portion oysters grew -- a delicacy rare, But oysters were a delicacy Peter couldn't bear, On Somers' side was turtle, on the shingle lying thick, Which Somers couldn't eat, because it always made him sick. Gray gnashed his teeth with envy as he saw a mighty store, Of turtle unmolested on his fellow-creature's shore. The oysters at his feet aside impatiently he shoved, For turtle and his mother were the only things he loved. And Somers sighed in sorrow as he settled in the south, For the thought of Peter's oysters brought the water to his mouth. He longed to lay him down upon the shelly bed, and stuff: He had often eaten oysters, but had never had enough. How they wished an introduction to each other they had had When on board the Ballyshannon! And it drove them nearly mad. To think how very friendly with each other they might get, If it wasn't for the arbitrary rule of etiquette! One day when out a-hunting for the mus ridiculus, Gray overheard his fellow man soliloquizing thus: "I wonder how the playmates of my youth are getting on, McConnell, S.B. Walters, Paddy Byles, and Robinson?" These simple words made Peter as delighted as could be Old chummies at the Charterhouse were Robinson and he! He walked straight up to Somers, then he turned extremely red. Hesitated, hummed and hawed a bit, then cleared his throat and said: "I beg your pardon -- pray forgive me if I seem too bold, But you have breathed a name I know familiarly of old. You spoke aloud of Robinson -- I happened to be by -- You know him?" "Yes, extremely well" "Allow me -- so do I!" It was enough: they felt they could more sociably get on, For (ah, the magic of the fact!) they each knew Robinson! And Mr. Somers' turtle was at Peter's service quite, And Mr. Somers punished Peter's oyster beds all night. They soon became like brothers from community of wrongs: They wrote each other little odes and sang each other songs; They told each other anecdotes disparaging their wives; On several occasions, too, they saved each other's lives. They felt quite melancholy when they parted for the night, And got up in the morning soon as ever it was light; Each other's pleasant company they reckoned so upon, And all because it happened that they both knew Robinson. They lived for many years on that inhospitable shore, And day by day they learned to love each other more and more. At last, to their astonishment, on getting up one day, They saw a frigate anchored in the offing of the bay. To Peter an idea occurred. "Suppose we cross the main? So good an opportunity may not be found again". And Somers thought a minute, then ejaculated "Done! I wonder how my business in the City's getting on?" "But stay," said Mr. Peter: "when in England as you know, I earned a living tasting teas for Baker, Croop and Co., I may be superseded -- my employer thinks me dead!" "Then come with me," said Somers, "and taste indigo instead". But all their plans were scattered in moment when they found The vessel was a convict ship from Portland, outward bound; When a boat came off to fetch them, though they felt it very kind, To go on board they firmly but respectfully declined. As both the happy settlers roared with laughter at the joke, They recognized a gentlemanly fellow pulling stroke: 'Twas Robinson -- a convict, in an unbecoming frock! Condemned to seven years for misappropriating stock!!! They laughed no more, for Somers thought he had been rather rash In knowing one whose friend had misappropriated cash; And Peter thought a foolish tack he must have gone upon In making the acquaintance of a friend of Robinson. At first they didn't quarrel very openly, I've heard; They nodded when they met, and now and then exchanged a word; The word grew rare, and rarer still the nodding of the head, And when they meet each other now, they cut each other dead. To allocate the island they agreed by word of mouth, And Peter takes the north again, and Somers takes the south; And Peter has the oysters, which he loathes with horror grim, And Somers has the turtle -- turtle disagrees with him. |
[Commentary] When I first read this poem I was certain that the denouement would be the discovery that Gray's childhood friend Robinson was a different Robinson from Somers' schoolmate Robinson. But Gilbert's chosen ending is much more satisfactory. The delicious way in which it skewers the essential arbitrariness (not to mention pretence) of much of what constitutes 'proper etiquette' is just perfect. Gilbert's rhyme and scansion are, as always, spot on. Another thing I like about today's poem is its symmetry: from shipwreck to comradeship and back to isolation, with all the inevitability of a classical tragedy... thomas. [Notes] "Alexander Selkirk" - a real-life castaway who became the model for Defoe's Robinson Crusoe. Hmm, I wonder if Gilbert's choice of the name 'Robinson' for the man who becomes Gray's and Somers' sole link with civilization is intentional... "Cariboo" - a place in British Columbia, Canada. "Charterhouse" - an English public school: [broken link] http://www.charterhouse.org.uk/_chweb/default.asp "mus ridiculus" - Latin for 'ridiculous mouse'. The phrase is from Horace, Epistles, Book II, 3, Ars Poetica (The Art of Poetry), line 139: "parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus", which translates to "the mountains are in labour; a ridiculous mouse will be born". This is Horace ripping other poets who promise great things of their work but do not deliver; they talk the talk but don't walk the walk. [Links] Sir William Schwenk Gilbert: Poem #88, The Major General's Song Poem #135, I've Got a Little List Poem #161, The Yarn of the Nancy Bell Poem #247, To Sit In Solemn Silence... Poem #505, The Story of Prince Agib Poem #899, Ballad: The Sorcerer's Song Poem #1023, The Soldiers of our Queen Seafood: Poem #161, The Yarn of the Nancy Bell -- W. S. Gilbert Poem #284, Most Anglers are Very Humane -- Norman Rowland Gale Poem #347, The Walrus and the Carpenter -- Lewis Carroll Poem #935, The Lobster Quadrille -- Lewis Carroll Poem #448, To The Immortal Memory of the Halibut, On Which I Dined This Day, Monday, April 26, 1784 -- William Cowper Etiquette (sort of): Poem #463, Disobedience -- A. A. Milne Poem #638, Song of Perfect Propriety -- Dorothy Parker Poem #809, Jim -- Hilaire Belloc
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--- Abraham Thomas wrote:
> To Peter an idea occurred. "Suppose we cross the main?
> So good an opportunity may not be found again".
Wonder if this was before or after Patience's
"Put in half a guinea - you may draw him in a lottery-
Such an opportunity may not occur again."
martin
p.s. welcome back :)
Delighted to find an explanation for 'mus ridulus' !
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