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Growltiger's Last Stand -- T S Eliot

One theme merges seamlessly into another...
(Poem #574) Growltiger's Last Stand
 Growltiger was a Bravo Cat, who travelled on a barge:
 In fact he was the roughest cat that ever roamed at large.
 From Gravesend up to Oxford he pursued his evil aims,
 Rejoicing in his title of 'The Terror of the Thames'.

 His manners and appearance did not calculate to please;
 His coat was torn and seedy, he was baggy at the knees;
 One ear was somewhat missing, no need to tell you why,
 And he scowled upon a hostile world from one forbidding eye.

 The cottagers of Rotherhithe knew something of his fame;
 At Hammersmith and Putney people shuddered at his name.
 They would fortity the hen-house, lock up the silly goose,
 When the rumour ran along the shore: GROWLTIGER'S ON THE LOOSE!

 Woe to the weak canary, that fluttered from its cage;
 Woe to the pampered Pekinese, that faced Growltiger's rage;
 Woe to the bristly Bandicoot, that lurks on foreign ships,
 And woe to any Cat with whom Growltiger came to grips!

 But most to Cats of foreign race his hatred had been vowed;
 To Cats of foreign name and race no quarter was allowed.
 The Persian and the Siamese regarded him with fear -
 Because it was a Siamese had mauled his missing ear.

 Now on a peaceful summer night, all nature seemed at play,
 The tender moon was shining bright, the barge at Molesey lay.
 All in the balmy moonlight it lay rocking on the tide -
 And Growltiger was disposed to show his sentimental side.

 His bucko mate, GRUMBUSKIN, long since had disappeared,
 For to the Bell at Hampton he had gone to wet his beard;
 And his bosun, TUMBLEBRUTUS, he too had stol'n away -
 In the yard behind the Lion he was prowling for his prey.

 In the forepeak of the vessel Growltiger sat alone,
 Concentrating his attention on the Lady GRIDDLEBONE.
 And his raffish crew were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks -
 As the Siamese came creeping in their sampans and their junks.

 Growltiger had no eye or ear for aught but Griddlebone,
 And the Lady seemed enraptured by his manly baritone,
 Disposed to relaxation, and awaiting no surprise -
 But the moonlight shone reflected from a hundred bright blue eyes.

 And closer still and closer the sampans circled 'round,
 And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a sound.
 The lovers sang their last duet, in danger of their lives -
 For the foe was armed with toasting forks and cruel carving knives.

 Then GENGHIS gave the signal to his fierce Mongolian horde;
 With a frightful burst of fireworks the Chinks they swarmed aboard.
 Abandoning their sampans, and their pullaways and junks,
 They battened down the hatches on the crew within their bunks.

 Then Griddlebone she gave a screech, for she was badly skeered;
 I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly disappeared.
 She probably escaped with ease, I'm sure she was not drowned -
 But a serried ring of flashing steel Growltiger did surround.

 The ruthless foe pressed forward, in stubborn rank on rank;
 Growltiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the plank.
 He who a hundred victims had driven to that drop,
 At the end of all his crimes was forced to go ker-flip, ker-flop.

 Oh there was joy in Wapping when the news flew through the land;
 At Maidenhead and Henley there was dancing on the strand.
 Rats were roasted whole at Brentford, and at Victoria Dock,
 And a day of celebration was commanded in Bangkok.
-- T S Eliot
(from Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats).

Yes, the new theme is Cats.

That said, there's not a lot I can profitably add to this poem by way of
commentary, so I won't.



The complete Old Possum can be found at
[broken link]

Possibly the most famous of the Practical Cats is Macavity, the Mystery Cat:
poem #258

(Griddlebone gets a mention in the above poem:
        "And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
         (I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
         Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
         Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!"

Andrew Lloyd Webber's megahit musical Cats is based on Eliot's verse; the
official home page is [broken link]

Incidentally, in the Dutch version of Cats, Growltiger becomes Snauwtijger.
So now you know. (Ain't Dutch a fascinating language, though?).

25 comments: ( or Leave a comment )

Frank said...

The aussie poems perked me up better'n fosters.

you guys should know that you are doing a wonderful job.

often, a poem is just what it takes to help banish the blues.

at times, it's a doorway down memory lane -- to half-pants and bruised knees
and schooldays and elocution classes.

many a time and oft, yon minstrels have come up with a half rememberd pome

and getting a look at the auld friend is enough reason to send a prayer

Thank god for you, the wind beneath my wings...

frank krishner

paulus said...

This poem is a delight to read. It is written so perfectly. It almost puts a cartoon picture into your mind.

fiona murphy said...

cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair... whre can I find that

Karin.H.Olsson said...

'Then GENGHIS gave the signal ...' I thought it was 'Then GILBERT gave the
signal ...'
Check Old POssum's
[broken link]

Anonymous said...

It was genghis

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