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The Dentist -- A P Herbert

Guest poem submitted by William Grey:
(Poem #1830) The Dentist
 Yes, yes, the dentist talks a lot
 For he's content and you are not.
 He is the tiger in the house
 And you are, as it were, the mouse.
 No wonder, then, as you come in
 He greets you with a happy grin
 And drops hilarious remarks
 About the flowers in the parks,
 About the holidays he's had,
 About the weather, good or bad,
 Though at the moment, as he knows,
 You don't care if it rains or snows.

 For ever since the date was made
 You've been dejected and afraid.
 You dreamed of drills, in vain you chewed
 Your favourite forbidden food,
 Since every bite reminded you
 Of this repugnant interview.
 And now that you are in the chair,
 You cannot think what brought you there,
 In fact you hardly like to name
 The tusk you fancied was to blame.
 At least it is quiescent now
 Why stir it up and cause a row?

 And he who has the notion too
 That there is nothing wrong with you
 With cruel steel goes picking round
 A tooth that's absolutely sound
 Deliberately tries to bore
 A hole where there was none before!

 You splutter "That is not the one!"
 He answers "Plenty to be done"
 And makes a systematic mess
 Of all the teeth that you possess.
 Then still with gossip bright and gay
 He moves the horrid wheel your way
 And from a crowd delights to draw
 The largest drill you ever saw.

 The rest's too painful to be read.
 I think that Aristotle said
 That children of a certain age
 Should not be eaten on the stage
 And there are things too dark and solemn
 To be recorded in this column,
 Whose purpose after all is just
 To show the bread beneath the crust
 And how the darkest cloud is lined
 With silver of the brightest kind.

 Well then, I will not dwell on all
 The horrors that may now befall
 The things with which he stuffs your mouth,
 The cotton wadding, north and south,
 The pumps which suck with such a will
 But seem to make you wetter still,
 And when the fun begins to flag,
 The grisly gutta-percha gag.

 But I implore you all the time
 To concentrate on the Sublime.
 Remember in the woods of June
 The nightingale salutes the moon,
 The Thames keeps rolling up and down,
 In Autumn all the leaves are brown,
 The bluebells still will flood the copse
 However many teeth he stops.
 And if you still remain distressed
 Hug this reflection to your breast
 That some poor fellows, after all,
 Have not got any teeth at all.
-- A P Herbert
Although dental technology has advanced considerably in the last 80 years,
many elements of the dental surgery are instantly recognizable, and the
affective impact of a visit to the dentist is little changed. Some
biographical notes on the poet were included with [1] to which this is a
marvellous companion piece. Herbert's representations on Minstrels remain
sparse [1], [2]. More details about his life can be found in his
autobiography [3].

William Grey

[1] Poem #1805, The Doctor -- A.P. Herbert
[2] Poem #732, To the Lady Behind Me at the Theatre --  A.P. Herbert
[3] A.P.H.: His Life and Times (1970) -- A.P. Herbert

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