Subscribe: by Email | in Reader

archy interviews a pharoh -- Don Marquis

       
(Poem #76) archy interviews a pharoh
boss i went
and interviewed the mummy
of the egyptian pharoh
in the metropolitan museum
as you bade me to do

what ho
my regal leatherface
says i

greetings
little scatter footed
scarab
says he

kingly has been
says i
what was your ambition
when you had any

insignificant
and journalistic insect
says the royal crackling
in my tender prime
i was too dignified
to have anything as vulgar
as ambition
the ra ra boys
in the seti set
were too haughty
to be ambitious
we used to spend our time
feeding the ibises
and ordering
pyramids sent home to try on
but if i had my life
to live over again
i would give dignity
the regal razz
and hire myself out
to work in a brewery

old tan and tarry
says i
i detect in your speech
the overtones
of melancholy

yes i am sad
says the majestic mackerel
i am as sad
as the song
of a soudanese jackal
who is wailing for the blood red
moon he cannot reach and rip

on what are you brooding
with such a wistful
wishfulness
there in the silences
confide in me
my perial pretzel
says i

i brood on beer
my scampering whiffle snoot
on beer says he

my sympathies
are with your royal
dryness says i

my little pest
says he
you must be respectful
in the presence
of a mighty desolation
little archy
forty centuries of thirst
look down upon you

oh by isis
and by osiris
says the princely raisin
and by pish and phthush and phthah
by the sacred book perembru
and all the gods
that rule from the upper
cataract of the nile
to the delta of the duodenum
i am dry
i am as dry
as the next morning mouth
of a dissipated desert
as dry as the hoofs
of the camels of timbuctoo
little fussy face
i am as dry as the heart
of a sand storm
at high noon in hell
i have been lying here
and there
for four thousand years
with silicon in my esophagus
as gravel in my gizzard
thinking
thinking
thinking
of beer

divine drouth
says i
imperial fritter
continue to think
there is no law against
that in this country
old salt codfish
if you keep quiet about it
not yet

what country is this
asks the poor prune

my reverend juicelessness
this is a beerless country
says i

well well said the royal
desiccation
my political opponents back home
always maintained
that i would wind up in hell
and it seems they had the right dope

and with these hopeless words
the unfortunate residuum
gave a great cough of despair
and turned to dust and debris
right in my face
it being the only time
i ever actually saw anybody
put the cough
into sarcophagus

dear boss as i scurry about
i hear of a great many
tragedies in our midsts
personally i yearn
for some dear friend to pass over
and leave to me
a boot legacy
yours for the second coming
of gambrinus

archy
-- Don Marquis
I felt it was time for another of these <g>. This one is a lot funnier than
'the lesson of the moth', especially the string of epithets traded back and
forth.  There's a nice accompanying cartoon at
<[broken link] http://www.sfo.com/~batt/archy/poem6.html>

Nothing really to say about this poem - if you missed the earlier one, with
a more detailed commentary on Archy and Mehitabel, look it up at poem #36

References:

seti set: The Seti dynasty ruled Egypt around 1300-1200 BC
the sacred book perembru: seems to be a piece of nonsense, carrying on from
      'pish and phthush...' since I couldn't find any other reference to it
gambrinus: the only reference I could find was an online database of beer
      recipes; I assume the name has something to do with beer, but I
      couldn't trace it.

Don Marquis died in 1937, so I assume the poem was written during the
Prohibition era.

m.

104 comments: ( or Leave a comment )

Gray Doug said...

Gambrinus was a legendary East European king, I think of Bohemia, who
depending on the story either invented or perfected the brewer's art. His
name is lovingly invoked whenever devotees of the perfect beverage meet for
its enjoyment. Doug Gray

Maniacbaker125 said...

the lack of but most vulger language makes it anapitising to the well
dervelopted
mind otherwise a noble attemt at entertaining litriture
dylan baker age 12

Penis Enlargement Pills said...

I am thoroughly convinced in this said post. I am currently searching for ways in which I could enhance my knowledge in this said topic you have posted here. It does help me a lot knowing that you have shared this information here freely. I love the way the people here interact and shared their opinions too. I would love to track your future posts pertaining to the said topic we are able to read.

Penis Enlargement Pills said...

I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I think I will leave my first comment.
I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog.
I will keep visiting this blog very often.
By the way,
Blogger how when you visit my blog,
My Blog have been created for the satisfaction of consumer of all.

cheap viagra said...

Interesting poem I had never read a poem like that because it talks a bout Egypt and mummies, it's perfect because I like all things related to Egypt.m10m.I want to create a poem based on the Pyramids.

Rosemarycxy878 said...

I knew of Iced earth for years, I'd only really heard Burnt Offerings. Yesterday I checked out some more of their stuff and that's all I've been listening to for over 24 hours straight now. I'm gonna go out and buy as many Iced Earth albums as I can today.

mobile phone signal booster said...

I felt that it was nice conversation that was posted in this blog. Your way of represents this conversation and suggestions are adorable.

mobile signal booster said...

This is a great read it is really delighted reading for me.Thanks for the sharing this wonderful poetry.

motorcycle chains said...

It is really a great poem that is written by him.
Don Marquis died in 1937, so I assume the poem was written during the
Prohibition era.

Baby Clothes said...

I am pleased to get this source through internet medium, thanks for sharing it online so it will be easy for us to get this type of content over here.

International Flights said...

You have shared such a great stuff over here, in this article you have discussed such a nice points which are very helpful for all of us when we are facing first interview.

Bangkok Flights said...

It is my goodness that i found this source easily over here, i have been looking for this since long time.

DM 500 said...

Both editions are really great and i am really happy to read this content. this is such a nice writing.

Lelli Kelly said...

I am really pleased to read this both editions, it is really great reading for us, i never read this type of collection at anywhere.

saim said...

I have read a few of the articles on your website now, and I really like your style of blogging. I added it to my favorites blog site list and will be checking back soon. Please check out my site as well and let me know what you think.
buy curcumin

Hong Kong Company said...

I really like this website! I love the content.

wedding planner sacramento said...

Wonderful post, I just bookmarked your site and I’ll definitely be back in the future.

Automotive interiors calgary said...

I was reading through some of your content on this site and I think this internet site is rattling informative! Continue posting.

Tptbd said...

I've learn some excellent stuff here. Certainly value bookmarking for revisiting. I wonder how much attempt you put to create any such fantastic informative site.

Hotel bedding said...

I am thoroughly convinced in this said post. I am currently searching for ways in which I could enhance my knowledge in this said topic you have posted here. It does help me a lot knowing that you have shared this information here freely. I love the way the people here interact and shared their opinions too. I would love to track your future posts pertaining to the said topic we are able to read.Hotel beddingg

PassbeeMedia said...

rs while not obtaining tired. they will get pleasure from all the pleasures of life. Here is associate example of a study sheet for a best inverse PassbeeMedia

bvi yacht charters said...

I absolutely enjoying every petite bit of it and I have you bookmarked to test out new substance you post. bvi yacht charters

bvi yacht charters said...

My green bean year my math instructor told the class something none of us supposed was accurate:bvi yacht charters

new york bike insurance said...

If you ever want to take some of the load off, I’d absolutely love to write some material for your blog in exchange for a link back to mine. Please send me an email if interested. Thank you! new york bike insurance

dentist in plano said...

I think the things you covered through the post are quiet impressive, good job and great efforts. I found it very interesting and enjoyed reading all of it...keep it up, lovely job.. dentist in plano

vaporizer said...

Your idea is outstanding; the issue is something that not enough people are speaking intelligently about. I am very happy that I stumbled across this in my search for something relating to this.vaporizer

surf camp Norway said...

Can this be turned into a crockpot meal? I have seen ones that do include pasta in it. I was just wondering if it would be possible and how.surf camp Norway

paket wisata bromo said...

i will try another my site... thanks very much..

Wisata Bromo

Anonymous said...

Vitamin telah diketahui tidak berguna untuk mencegah kanker, walaupun tingkat yang rendah dari vitamin D berhubungan dengan peningkatan resiko kanker. Apakah ini merupakan sebab akibat dan suplemen vitamin D bersifat melindungi tidak pernah dinyatakan. Suplemen Beta-Carotene telah diketahui meningkatkan kanker paru-paru pada mereka yang beresiko tinggi. Asam folat telah diketahui tidak berguna untuk mencegah kanker usus, bahkan justru menuingkatkan terjadinya polip pada usus besar. Tidak jelas apakah suplemen selenium mempunyai efek pengobatan/pencegahan. selain itu, seiring dengan perkembangan jaman, kini pengobatan penyakit ini sudah banyak di lakukan secara herbal, salah satunya dengan menggunakan produk ziirzax dan typhogell, dan untuk info lebih lengkap, silahkan baca spesifikasi produk obat kanker ziirzax dan typhogell.

Viagra said...

thanks gan,,, postinganya sangat bermanfaat untuk para pemula seperti saya... Cara Membesarkan Alat Vital Dengan Obat Klg 100% Pembesar Penis Herbal Asli usa Cara Cepat Pemanjang Alat Vital Pria Aman Tanpa Efek Samping Hasil Permanen,bergaransi Uang Kembali, Jual Obat Pembesar Penis dengan harga grosir Beli Sekarang Hanya Di Authorized Distributor www.Obatklgpill.com ,Buruan…Dapatkan Promo nya.!

Unknown said...

Thanks you for sharing this unique useful information content with us. Really awesome work. keep on blogging
Data Science training in Chennai
Data science training in Bangalore
Data science training in pune
Data science online training

Jaweed Khan said...

Thanks For Sharing Your Information Please Keep UpDating Us Time Just Went On Reading The article The Information shared Is Very Helpful
Datascience Online Training Aws Online Training Python Online Training Devops Online Training

siva said...

Great Article… I love to read your articles because your writing style is too good,
its is very very helpful for all of us and I never get bored while reading your article because,
they are becomes a more and more interesting from the starting lines until the end.
python online training

Anonymous said...

I have read your blog its very attractive and impressive. I like it your blog.
Data Science training in Bangalore

Online Training said...

Great post and creative ideas. I am happy to visit and read useful articles here. I hope you continue to do the sharing through the post to the reader.

AWS Online Training

Shushmitha Gowda said...

informative post, thank for the useful post.

analytics Path said...


Your blog is very important for beginners, thank you for sharing this kind of article which is helpful for many people. great information about Data Science Training


Data Scien Course Training In Hyderabad


j8899 said...


I like viewing web sites which comprehend the price of delivering the excellent useful resource free of charge. I truly adored reading your posting. Thank you!
best digital marketing course in mumbai

Avijit said...

This article is worthy of recognition and comment. I found this material attention-grabbing and engrossing. This is well-scripted and highly informative. These views appeal to me. This is how real writing is done. Thank you.


SEO services in kolkata
Best SEO services in kolkata
SEO company in kolkata
Best SEO company in kolkata
Top SEO company in kolkata
Top SEO services in kolkata
SEO services in India
SEO copmany in India

BestTrainingMumbai said...

By reading this article, many things have piled up in my mind which made me to think about it.
SAP training in Mumbai
SAP course in Mumbai
SAP training institute Mumbai

Saqib Mirza said...

Hey are you there! Are you looking for an Video Agency in USA. We are offering lower rates for Web development, Video Animation and Digital Marketing services in all over the France, UK, and, Canada

EXCELR said...

Thanks for sharing great information. I like your blog and highly recommendData Science Training in Hyderabad

Rohini said...

You actually make it look so easy with your performance but I find this matter to be actually something which I think I would never comprehend. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I'm looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it!
data science course in hyderabad with placements

Rohini said...

I recently came across your article and have been reading along. I want to express my admiration of your writing skill and ability to make readers read from the beginning to the end. I would like to read newer posts and to share my thoughts with you.
data science training

saketh321 said...

New site is solid. A debt of gratitude is in order for the colossal exertion. ExcelR Business Analytics Courses

Gopinath N said...

This is a great read it is really delighted reading for me.Thanks for the sharing this wonderful poetry.
Data Science Training in Chennai

Data Science Training

99 Digital Academy said...

Nice blog to read. I was just looking for this. Best digital marketing course I am suggesting here. This field having more job opportunity in future.

99 Digital Academy said...

Thank you so much. I feel good to read you article. Really it is very informational. Here I am suggesting the Best Digital Marketing Course in Gurgaon. 99 Digital Academy is Best Institute in Gurgaon to Learn Digital Marketing. Enroll today.

Rision Digital said...

Good Article. Thanks for posting this information. I was looking for this one. I have a suggestion for the Best Blogging Making Money sites. Rision Digital, Learn Tips Tricks to Succeed in Blogging and Earn Money.

sevenarticle said...

Thanks for Sharing This Article.It is very so much valuable content. I hope these Commenting lists will help to my website.free guest post site list

technologyforall said...
This comment has been removed by the author.

1000 Free YouTube Subscribers said...

YouTube is much popular during lockdown and almost everyone is enjoying YouTube in this period. To improve the presence of your channel the just register with YTBPals and we will provide you 1000 free YouTube Subscribers and to check your websites DA PA, visit DA PA Checker tool now on LetMePost

Data Science Course said...



Great to become visiting your weblog once more, it has been a very long time for me. Pleasantly this article i've been sat tight fosuch a long time. I will require this post to add up to my task in the school, and it has identical subject along with your review. Much appreciated, great offer. data science course in nagpur

data scientist course said...

I truly appreciate just perusing the entirety of your weblogs. Just needed to educate you that you have individuals like me who value your work. Unquestionably an extraordinary post. Caps off to you! The data that you have given is exceptionally useful.
data scientist training and placement

Unknown said...


Thanks for sharing awesome blog,its very interested.I am also sharing
digital marketing traning institute in janakpuri you can click this link for more information.

traininginstitute said...

I want to say thanks to you. I have bookmark your site for future updates.
data science training

360DigiTMG said...

It's a great pleasure reading your post.Its full of information I am looking for and I love to post a comment that "The content of your post is awesome" Great work.
data scientist course in hyderabad

digital marketing course Mumbai said...

Thank you very much for sharing such a great article. Great post I must say and thanks for the information. Education is definitely a sticky subject. very informative. Take care. Digital marketing training Mumbai

Ramesh Sampangi said...

Good information and informative content. Keep posting more blogs with us. Thank you.
Data Science Training in Hyderabad

traininginstitute said...

Nice knowledge gaining article. This post is really the best on this valuable topic.
data science training in malaysia

360DigiTMG said...

Very nice article, I enjoyed reading your post, very nice share, I want to twit this to my followers. Thanks!.
data analytics course in hyderabad

jones said...

thanks for the wonderful article regarding ,delta 9 for sale, we have interesting content which might provide more insight regarding the above mentioned product, find more,


Call/ text >>>>>>+1(505)257-5355

Email >>>>>support@legal420isolate.com

360digiTMG.com said...

I have read your article; it is very informative and helpful for me. I admire the valuable information you offer in your articles. Thanks for posting it. data science course in surat

ksowjanya said...

Data science has changed the way of building a website. To build a website, one should possess data science abilities.data science course in shimla

Bhargavi said...

It will also let you know that is the data scientist's jobs are at risk with this automation. So let's get started.

kosmiktechnologies said...

Hai! Nice blog you had , Thanks for sharing article

power bi training in hyderabad

Anonymous said...

Looking for Good Morning Images or all types of Good Morning wishes then explore this website. Hai! Nice blog you had , Thanks for sharing article...
Good Morning Images

Anonymous said...

The title suggests an imaginative or creative article where "archy," a fictional character often associated with writer Don Marquis, conducts an interview with a "pharaoh," possibly exploring interesting themes or ideas.

Data Analytics Courses In Kochi



Aruna Sen said...

Dear Blogger,
This witty and whimsical poem "archy interviews a pharaoh" offers a delightful blend of humor and social commentary. The conversational style with the mummy is brilliantly entertaining. Thank you for sharing.
Data Analytics Courses In Dubai

Data Analytics Courses in Agra said...

I read your essay, and I found it to be really insightful and beneficial. I appreciate how you provide insightful information in your writings. Regards for publishing it.
Data Analytics Courses in Agra

Pratyaksha said...

This post encourages readers to appreciate history from a fresh perspective and reminds us that curiosity knows no bounds.
I really enjoyed reading.
Data Analytics Courses In Chennai

Pratyaksha said...

The concept of a modern journalist interviewing an ancient Egyptian pharaoh is both intriguing and entertaining. Very appreciative.
Data Analytics Courses In Chennai

Advisor Uncle said...

The poem that you have written is so emotional. I can totally relate with your feelings. Thanks for sharing.
Visit - Data Analytics Courses in Delhi

Surabhi said...

"Archy Interviews a Pharaoh" by Don Marquis is a whimsical literary work featuring Archy the cockroach interviewing an Egyptian pharaoh, offering a unique perspective on history and storytelling.
Please also read Data Analytics courses in Glasgow.

Sayaniimskillsseo said...

very well written, thanks for sharing. looking forward to more like this.
Digital Marketing Courses In port-harcourt

DMC in Bhutan said...

The poem on archy interviews a pharoh is really very interesting and amazing to read.
Digital Marketing Courses In Bhutan

sayaniimskillseo said...

such a well written blog post, really a great work.
Digital marketing business

Digital marketing for business said...

I particularly enjoyed how your blog explores a myriad of themes and emotions. From the whimsical to the profound, each poem carries a distinctive voice and an ability to resonate with readers on a personal level. It's evident that your work is a labor of love, infused with a deep understanding of the human experience. Digital marketing for business

Digital marketing for business said...

The simplicity and elegance with which you convey complex emotions are a testament to your poetic prowess. It's apparent that each piece is crafted with care, inviting readers to not just read but to feel and reflect. Digital marketing for business

Gogou Misao said...

A lovely humorous little poem. Thanks for sharing.

Investment banking analyst jobs

Investment banking courses after 12th said...

Wonderful poem. Re-read it again to refresh wonderful memories of school days where poems were taught as a part of structured curriculum of a subject named Literature. Thanks for sharing.

Investment banking courses after 12th

Kenny Sen said...

I just loved your poetry and lost myself in beautifully written emotion.
Investment banking courses in the world

Post a Comment